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tech shitlord, opinions are my own and often poor, don't take anything too seriously

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god wants us to feed claude

California state reservoir levels are now at 130% of normal, holding 7 trillion gallons of water. Remarkable.

US_Stormwatch's tweet image. California state reservoir levels are now at 130% of normal, holding 7 trillion gallons of water. 

Remarkable.


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they're making me take sexual harassment training at work even though i already know how do it


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it aint easy being cheesy

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It is time → effect.institute. 2026, the year of 𝚎𝚏𝚏𝚎𝚌𝚝. I'm extremely proud of how this turned out. There are many chapters to add, but I do hope you enjoy what's there so far. Let me know what you think. 🫡


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this was probably the funniest fucking bit in in 67AD. every time you have dinner guest over you prank them by taking the top off and everyone cracks the fuck up except your bitch wife who is sighing at you in latin.

Gallo-Roman statue with a removable top (1st century AD).

archaeologyart's tweet image. Gallo-Roman statue with a removable top (1st century AD).


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Canada wouldn’t know an invasion if it were shitting on their sidewalks

Wouldn't it be fun if Canada invades the US



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tough day for the employed today

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tl;dr 9 month old sprayed feces everywhere Yesterday Mrs. Smellington and I decided to feed our baby boy this weird fruit called "chayote". It's supposedly cool, badass, and good for babies because it's high on fiber. It's from Central America. Pediatricians note to not give…


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After the absolute blowout in Venezuela and previously with Iran, it becomes increasingly clear that the 20 year war in the Middle East was by design


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The elites don't want you to know this but the el presidentes in the south americas are free you can take them home I have 1 el presidente

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ARE YOU TIED OF WINNING YET!?

Kaizerrev's tweet image. ARE YOU TIED OF WINNING YET!?

Golden Age Update: • 325k deportations for 2025 • Bombed Nigeria • Bombed Venezuela • Threatening to bomb Iran again • 5th Netanyahu Visit • Trump Wins Israel Prize • Epstein Files Redacted • YouTubers doing the FBI’s job • $5 billion for refugee resettlement



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Slop drives me crazy and it feels like 95+% of bug reports, but man, AI code analysis is getting really good. There are users out there reporting bugs that don't know ANYTHING about our stack, but are great AI drivers and producing some high quality issue reports. This person…


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The Somali daycare fraud cost more than a trip to the edge of the solar system.

It took 9 years and 3 billion miles to get this shot. Pluto’s icy Mountains.



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The system is not broken. It is working exactly as intended. It was designed to loot you and humiliate you and ensure that you never organize effectively enough to stop it.


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*me at the children’s table* Back in my day, we had to manually copy our code to and from ChatGPT


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Ahem

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In Canada we have universal healthcare. Most you pay is parking fees.



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lmao get loved loser get absolutely fucking treasured


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Once again… Im convinced almost all of the $38 trillion of National Debt is due to fraud. From fraudulent benefits schemes, fraudulent wars, fraudulent climate initiatives, fraudulent foreign aid, fraudulent scams by our politicians and on and on… Americans have been robbed.


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I can’t believe this is what Santa brought me for Christmas

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