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Adam Says
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Apr 26, 2017

"My biggest thing about booth is the hats that ruin my hair"

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Adam Says
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Dec 14, 2016

"That sounds like a first world problem you got there." "We live in the first world, what kind of problems will we have? Third world??

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Adam Says
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Nov 29, 2016

"Now that I don't drink, I don't feel anything"

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Adam Says
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Sep 8, 2016

"People shouldn't exist" 2 minutes later- "IM NOT ANTI-HUMAN!"

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Adam Says
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Sep 8, 2016

"Vivian is a box: very rigid"

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Adam Says
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Apr 8, 2016

"I just find some words more attractive than others"

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Adam Says
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Feb 20, 2016

"Did I invite you to intercourse?"

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Adam Says
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Feb 2, 2016

"Buffalo chicken wings are something I would like to deinvent"

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Adam Says
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Jan 22, 2016

"You know what gets on my nerves? Jack's salad dressing"

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Adam Says
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Nov 8, 2015

"I did say I have nice calves"

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Adam Says
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Nov 8, 2015

"Parametric the shit out of it"

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Adam Says
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Nov 7, 2015

Adam- "I love it when they put glass in wood" Lizzie- "Oh, like every window ever?"

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Adam Says
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Nov 5, 2015

*Regarding thirsty bees* "There is plenty of water in the ocean"

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Adam Says
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Nov 4, 2015

"I don't care much about the community"

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Adam Says
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Oct 28, 2015

"Double the bread, double the happiness"

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Adam Says
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Oct 27, 2015

Rachél- "Does your friend do cocaine?" Adam-"No, he's gay"

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Adam Says
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Oct 27, 2015

"You can be alive in most places except for certain places"

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Adam Says
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Oct 4, 2015

"Calling condoms 'rubber' is just cruel"

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Adam Says
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Sep 28, 2015

"Programmers just wanna have fun!"

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Adam Says
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Sep 20, 2015

"Wait, is there a tortilla in my phone?"

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