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audrey

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it smells like updog in here

BATMAN GOT THE DEMONIAS ON


man you’ll be talking to a man on a dating app and it’s only green flags and he’s nice and cool and you start setting up a date and then BOOM he gotta bojack horseman tattoo


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hi guys this is Tinashe :) All Hands on deck all in the front all in the back yess !! my account was hacked i actually dont like NFTs some frat boy stole my password :(

I’ve always been interested in futurism and tech and I think as the world moves into the future /meta verse / web3 / simulated reality I get excited about new ways to navigate it. And want to be apart of bringing women, thoughtfulness, art and perspective to the space to innovate



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In my weirdest era yet (trying to fix my brain and be healthy)


BRING NICK JONAS BACK TO FOLSOM


tackling my mental illness out of spite


okay bye y’all

the second taylor rereleases all too well you will not be hearing from me for MONTHS



y’all mind if i get snug as a bug in a rug


NOT THE ANTI VAX PLOT POINT IN YOU


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Its taken me 37 years to say it but...I love my life


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I had a dream last night that I was being chased by Bob the tomato and I ran to Target and hid behind one of the big red target balls and I thought I lost him but then the ball started breathing


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the OC is the best television show in existence based on the strength of this exchange alone

myfriendcallie's tweet image. the OC is the best television show in existence based on the strength of this exchange alone
myfriendcallie's tweet image. the OC is the best television show in existence based on the strength of this exchange alone

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seeing a lot of so-called “leftists” on here laughing just because i slipped on a banana peel flipped backwards in the air landed ass-first in a bucket full of mop water which slid down a steep incline and deposited me into a canal where i was mercilessly attacked by seabirds


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this is hard for me and i hate doing this but sometimes you have to admit that you are struggling and ask for help. my friend simone has created a gofundme, nothing is expected but anything is greatly appreciated and will help me get back on my feet (lol) gf.me/u/z4gq2g


i mean this with upmost sincerity, kim kardashian hollywood is singlehandedly getting me through this breakup rn


no because trader joe put his whole pussy in this vegan tzatzkiki dip this shit is unreal


literally what’s stopping me from moving to melbourne to live with noor


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