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hi @MissPiggy just thought you’d like to know that i think the muppets should do the next season white lotus. please let mr. mike white know-a have y’all’s people call y’all’s people moment. ok love you bye


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I watched All Of Us Strangers and as a single 40 something gay guy, well, I almost cried off half of my body weight


zach and i watched a well known comedian’s husband scratch at his ass the entire time waiting to get into jamie xx lol sorry to that man


i cant stop thinking about the VERY YOUNG woman walking backwards on the treadmill reading a book, with the largest word on the cover being “mindset”-wonder when the last time she had fun was


nothing like someone you used to see calling your phone from across the gym because they spotted your fat, sweaty ass on the treadmill like a fucking animal in the jungle jfc


“a tenuous relationship with reality and the truth” lolololololol


being a library girl is only devastating when the book you want to read ends up on a top book of the year list. i can’t wait for 41 holds 🥲


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a site like goodreads where the public can view your therapist’s comments & rating on your latest session


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ladies and gentlemen, the weekend The Scene - Twilight 22 - Electric Kingdom 1983 / WGPR Detroit / Nat Morris 🔥sound on🔥


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MORE GOOD HOUSE MUSIC PLEASE I KNOW YALL HAVE IT IN YOU !


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Any movie longer than two hours should be legally required to teach you a technical skill


jennifer tilly mentioning a housewife on the dragula judges panel is a major intersection of my interests 🚦


need a lawyer to tell the joker movie to stop running the quote “movie of the year” in its ad because sorry divas, that title belongs to the substance


ready to be out of the uber, ready for fun with my friends ready to be out of the uber, ready for fun with my friends ready to be out of the uber, ready for fun with my friends


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He is risen, indeed!


it would be sooooooo hard to be any person in that debate room and not be giggling your ass off. i would be shaking the camera with laughter.


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Trump: I don’t even know JD


beetlejuice being back in a big way is so great because now the cartoon is easy to find ☺️


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