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Will, break this.

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Trying to figure out how to leverage my bipolar II for fun and profit.

Crazy? Oh you have no idea.


I need to fucking scream, but I won't for the sanity of my family.


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I call my dick Lazarus because I can make it rise at will.


Getting a treat tonight. Unfortunately it doesn't involve being naked.


a million should cover it.


Oh yea, and my wife hates it and is rather freaked out by this talent. Nipple Ninja!


I have an amazing ability to pinch my wifes nipple through any type of clothing, almost instantly.


I bad at twitter, but good at twatter


I'm the bipolar machine.


How shit it's Friday.


Today's work challenge: See how long you can go pantless at your desk.


So who wants to break some shit with me?


I can feel it brewing - the steam and the frustration is building like freight train.


Really, could this day be any fucking longer?


Oops. I just bought a netbook


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Crazy dancing spanish midget http://goo.gl/fb/MiOVS [vid]

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Seroquel has brought my hyper sexuality to a halt. NOT because of my brain - but because I've gotten so god damn fat.


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