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Danny deVito seems pretty cool. I would probably hang out with him.
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Tuesday June 6 8:10pm Cried in the bathroom because I remembered how much Beatrice loved baths. 😔 grief is wild man
my dog died today and ya it sucks and ya I cried … but what made me cry even more is that I had almost 200 people message me tell me how much they loved / cared about her and how good of a life she had 😭😔😟 rest easy baby bea
4th year in a row crying on April 2nd. I miss my grandpa. The grieving process is a silly one. I can honestly say I’ve thought about my grandpa everyday since April 2nd, 2019 - and it doesn’t get any easier.
Umm I’m sorry but I just found out WHO the Savannah Bananas are … @JeffWhite019 what in the world is going ON over there.
UM
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We’ve cut child care fees in half. We’ve made dental care more accessible. We’ve doubled the GST Tax Credit for six months. We’ve eliminated interest on Canada Student Loans. And much more. Bottom line: We’re working to make your life more affordable – and we’ll keep at it.
yes, please do enlighten me. email me at [email protected]
Hello @GretaThunberg I have 33 cars. My Bugatti has a w16 8.0L quad turbo. My TWO Ferrari 812 competizione have 6.5L v12s. This is just the start. Please provide your email address so I can send a complete list of my car collection and their respective enormous emissions.
I’m sorry but if you walk around the gym in BARE feet there is 100% wrong with you.
Is this a joke ???? This has got to be a joke … Keep this shit out of Canada.
Calling all #ProLife women! Sign this petition: prowomanprolife.org/2022/06/21/a-s…
Ya it’s cool that Ur significant other might send you cute messages for you to wake up to … but do they send you information on how talking on the phone works? 🤠
🤷🏽♀️ like I said, ego problems
Calling all #ProLife women! Sign this petition: prowomanprolife.org/2022/06/21/a-s…
If anyone is having a bad day … just know that my boyfriend described me as being “built Ford tough, but in a good way.” 🥲🙃🥴
vladimir putin has launched war against ukraine, a country that has in no way provoked or attacked russia. thousands upon thousands of innocent ukrainians will die. what we’re witnessing is a crime against humanity.
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