Capiela⚡️
@_capiela
34 | Mom, wife, coffee warrior, procrastinator 🇱🇰🇮🇹
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I can either rock and roll all night or I can party every day I can't do both.
Today is the most Monday kinda Monday in the whole year so far
Toddler tantrums are unreal. My youngest took off his shirt and then splashed glitter on his chest. Amazing.
I’m potty training my 3 year old and a bunch of goldfish came falling out of his pants for the second time this week. Never a dull day!
getting mad at your hair is a whole different kind of anger
My 6:45am alarm might as well be 4am, I always wake up feeling like I got ran over twice
I talk a lot of shit for someone who has to climb the shelves at a grocery store to get something off the higher shelf.
When people ask me if my twins are natural I say no they’re robots.
And yesterday’s bra can be the bra for the next month 😌
Me in my 30s being held together by duct tape and thoughts & prayers
If you’d like to have a chunk of your hardwood floor dug up with the pointy end of scissors, and have the gap filled with tiny unremovable items like paperclips and sprinkles, might I recommend having children
How do I find more people to follow that post daily jokes? Do I just manifest “come to me joke Twitter” and wait?
How are we in 2023 and still I see the “breast milk vs formula” heated debates on mom Twitter?? I’ve seen this debate come and go easily 20+ times in the 4 years I’ve been part of mom Twitter. Enough 😩🤚🏼
I feel like one day there SHOULD be some sort of series bringing awareness to the treatment we mothers receive in the L&D ward. Some of it is so dehumanizing and every mom I’ve asked has similar stories. Unacceptable.
"Go forth and multiply" was not intended for the stupid.
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