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Before the pandemic I would have such jam packed days, worked 39 hours a week, would constantly have things on after work/on weekends yet I would still feel so energetic. These days, I have so much free time but literally feel like I need a nap after making a slice of toast. Wtf
absolutely heartbreaking to report but you really do have to get straight to whatever chore you have planned once you get home from work... bc once u lay down and play on that phone that is when the devil finds you
The most tiring thing about adulting to me is how CONSTANT it is. There is ALWAYS some shit to sort out. you're chilling means you're probably just ignoring the million things on your to-do list.
Folks its not the retail worker on minimum wages fault the shop does not have the thing you want on the 23rd of December
What the fuck is up with people in this country having absolutely NO spatial awareness in supermarkets? Why is your trolley sideways blocking the aisle? Why are you standing near the entrance looking around as if it’s your first time on earth? MOVEEEEEE
Some of you need to be visited by the ghost of quit emailing me so much before Christmas
This time between December 15 and January 2 is such a drag because why are we even working? We should collectively shut down the world for 3 weeks to read books with tea or wine next to a fireplace.
The older I get the more I hate making extra stops after work I drive home like I’m late for the house.
A cheat code to adulting is to always have something to look forward to, no matter how big or small
it’s the perfect time of year to focus on my indoor hobbies like lying down in a dark room and feeling insane
i wonder if quality clothing, affordable housing and 24 episode 8 season shows will ever be a thing again
“He tried his best to cancel me, instead he forced millions of people to watch the show. That backfired bigly. He might have to release the Epstein files to distract us from this now.” — Jimmy Kimmel on Trump during his first show back.
most adults are actually very stupid.
A song didn’t cost him shit. Cheating on his wife did.
Never forget
i wonder if actors ever read scripts and think damn that's going to piss our fans off
Dating people non stop and never being single is an actual red flag
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