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26 || gay || god's mistake || technology lich || he/him Technically a cryptid

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My new years resolution is to become Worse


My nephew has become a cryptobro. I have failed in my duties as a role model.


My manager: *listening to the most obnoxious Christmas music you could imagine* Also my manager: sorry about this...


Something ironic about formatting a flash drive that says "Keep Calm and Back Up" on it because the owner forgot the password and where they put the recovery key


My mentor just had the shocking realisation that he never quoted Palpatine when I was still his apprentice lmao Wasted opportunity


What'd you just call me?

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Hawaiian shirts should be considered formal wear


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Some people really need to chill and let people be excited about their accomplishments no matter how small *you think* they are.


it's kinda weird how quickly i go from "i'm bad to my job i don't belong here" to "holy shit i'm so fucking good at my job"


running a system without a gui

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No piece of software that I work with on a regular basis aggravates me more than Word


*mr burns voice* excellent

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Bad handwriting was the first cryptography method


printer toner landed on my fucking head >:(


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