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David

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If you have the answer to any question of your choice what will that question be?


Man attracts woman, woman changes and apply any necessary changes to her life naturally Woman attracts man, man changes because woman forces unnecessary changes to his life unnaturally


I’m looking to buy an X account. If you have an D account for sale hit me up. Not less than 10k followers please.


Prison break so fake lol no woman will do what Sara Tancredi did for Michael Scofield in real life lol


My uber driver dropped me off and told me ‘see you later mate’… no ‘mate’ you are an extra in my life movie, I’ll probably never see you again lol.


I don’t know what it is but SZA just looks like sex.


Eating Watermelon with the seeds and rinds is the medicine you need for great sex!


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i don’t miss calls i stare at them


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This movie was a fever dream

NostalgiaCity2's tweet image. This movie was a fever dream

True what they say about skinny niggas. Once I got skinny my dicc got bigger!


If in the next 5000 years our current humanity, civilisation and entire history is wiped out. Will the new humanity engage in slave trade all over again?


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instead of hiding y’all phone from y’all partner. why don’t y’all just go be with the person y’all be secretly talking too


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Me sacrificing my job for another 10 minutes of sleep

jeighsmallz's tweet image. Me sacrificing my job for another 10 minutes of sleep

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Slowly stroking someone’s babe while she’s on a call with her man>>>


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Why does refund money feel like free money


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Whoever invented the keyboard, would he have died if he arranged them in alphabetical order?


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If Will Smith hadn’t slapped Chris Rock I wouldn’t have known the Oscars even happened


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wifing a woman that can’t cook is insane


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