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I try to act nonchalant but inside I’m actually chalant AF

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The problem isn't 42 million people losing SNAP. It's that 42 million people are on SNAP.


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UCF Football

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ucf looks like dogshit


I tried Instacart for the first time today and I fear I’ll never go to the grocery store again, it’s just too convenient it’s dangerous


it’s taking everything in me to not use the spongebob stamps on my wedding invitations


girl math: our wedding invites ended up being less expensive than we planned so we made money


gonna leave my corporate job and just make online pub sub orders


me every day

What the heck is 6-7, what does it mean, & why are all the kids obsessed with this?



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With Kimmel getting canned I’m seeing lots of people talking about the hypocrisy of cancel culture. To me Cancel culture is when people go out of their way to dig up old tweets, videos etc looking for dirt on somebody they don’t like in an effort to get them fired. Like if…


my windshield got smashed while I was driving tonight so that was cute


taylor paul being the next bachelorette has me fully locked back in because that’s going to be a shitshow


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🍨 SUNDAE CONVERSATION 🍨 with @JaredGoff16 Presented by @WhiteClaw


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"Hey dad, what was 7 hours of commercial-free football like?" Me:


good culture cottage cheese was finally back at publix today!!!


I say again, why is the sauna the most absurd place ever? “please remove workout shoes” *walks in with sneakers* people shadow boxing, grunting, leaking their puddles everywhere, spraying scents, coughing it’s a circus


wayyyyy too close but I’ll take it

First Frost ➡️ First W

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this is more important news than a celebrity engagement

We thank our guests for sharing your voices and love for Cracker Barrel. We said we would listen, and we have. Our new logo is going away and our “Old Timer” will remain. At Cracker Barrel, it’s always been – and always will be – about serving up delicious food, warm…

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At Cracker Barrel, it’s always been – and always will be – about serving up delicious food, warm…


imagine obsessing over someone getting engaged that you don’t even know, haven’t spoken to, and doesn’t know you exist


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Instead of texting ‘on my way’ I’m just gonna start sending this

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we went to the zoo today and an otter ran by and jumped into the water and a lady asked us “was that a fish?” yah the fish ran with its legs into the water


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