_dylanmichael's profile picture. life is short with a temper, like joe pesci

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life is short with a temper, like joe pesci

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Keep it 💯 on the land, the sea, and the end zone

Tonight, Travis Kelce recorded his 100th career receiving TD, including playoffs. Congratulations, Trav! 🎯

Chiefs's tweet image. Tonight, Travis Kelce recorded his 100th career receiving TD, including playoffs. 

Congratulations, Trav! 🎯


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It breaks your heart. It is designed to break your heart. The game begins in the spring, when everything else begins again, and it blossoms in the summer, filling the afternoons and evenings, and then as soon as the chill rains come, it stops and leaves you to face the fall alone

ShaneMLantz's tweet image. It breaks your heart. It is designed to break your heart. The game begins in the spring, when everything else begins again, and it blossoms in the summer, filling the afternoons and evenings, and then as soon as the chill rains come, it stops and leaves you to face the fall alone

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Using Krypton in the Superman context instead of the pre-fourth quarter context is wonderful double entendreing by someone involved with this video

🎬 𝐕𝐢𝐜𝐭𝐨𝐫𝐲 𝐇𝐢𝐠𝐡𝐥𝐢𝐠𝐡𝐭 | Game Six #GoDawgs



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They had the "Prayer in Jordan-Hare" 😏 Now we have the "Crumble after the Fumble" 😂 #GoDawgs


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It was the End of an Era and we knew it. We wanted to remember every moment leading up to the culmination of the most important and intense chapter of our lives, so we allowed filmmakers to capture this tour and all the stories woven throughout it as it wound down. And to film…


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nobody: my brain: ELIZABETH TAYLOR i ain’t gotta knock on wood to keep it 100 on the land, the sea, the sky tone deaf and hot let’s f-ing OFF HERRRRR like a toy chihuahua barking at me from a tiny purse you can call me honey if you want oOh OH OH OH mmmmmm know a hard rock


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If I text you this just know it’s all gonna work out

NFL_Memes's tweet image. If I text you this just know it’s all gonna work out

this morning my boyfriend woke me up with: not good morning, not hello my love, but “babe, Stafford got 35 points in fantasy last night”


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september 30th october 1st

TheCinesthetic's tweet image. september 30th                    october 1st
TheCinesthetic's tweet image. september 30th                    october 1st

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it’s officially their month

ArtCelineLove's tweet image. it’s officially their month
ArtCelineLove's tweet image. it’s officially their month
ArtCelineLove's tweet image. it’s officially their month
ArtCelineLove's tweet image. it’s officially their month

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The NFL started at 9:30 AM and we got OT at 11:43 PM What a day.


this female can

_dylanmichael's tweet image. this female can
_dylanmichael's tweet image. this female can
_dylanmichael's tweet image. this female can

the female mind couldn’t comprehend this much ball

shadybiev's tweet image. the female mind couldn’t comprehend this much ball


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I just had a nightmare that it was 3rd down but not a big one.

ChuckFBass's tweet image. I just had a nightmare that it was 3rd down but not a big one.

my brother in law just told me he actually won one of the Zach and Cody contests💀💀💀


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💯💯💯💯💯💯

GAFollowers's tweet image. 💯💯💯💯💯💯

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😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂


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NO GOOD‼️


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THAT'S MY QUARTERBACK

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