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Princess deb

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Little girl I'm babysitting told me my purse was huge and she wonders how many chicken nuggets I could fit in there. I like the way she thinks


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so the election ISN’T rigged????


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They probably JUST got the self tanner stains out of the White House linens too.


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Imagine getting shot at 7pm and still making your 9am tee time

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Gerry’s tat just made him 10x sexier #GoldenBachelor


The bartender I AM DEAD 🪦


Schwartz trying to remember the timeline Sandoval gave him #pumprules #VanderpumpRulesfinale


Late to this but ZANAB > COLLEEN x1000


Lady now will not eat her food unless I pretend to microwave it


Trying to network and just accidentally flashed the entire company


My toxic trait is I will donate money I don’t have to any random Instagram dog


Beer is just 10x better in the shower tell me I’m wrong


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I love when girlies are extremely vain like I love seeing someone who is obviously obsessed with herself it is fabulous energy and we need more of it


People on fb marketplace will tell you their whole life story about why they can’t come pick up the item like just come get the damn rug my man


I feel like I’m in 2012 when I have to untangle my headphones in a public setting


You know you’re down bad when you checking your bank account at 12:00 am to see if that paycheck hit


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