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Ethan Lu

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I will become a dentist. I'm going to come back to this tweet in the future as it's a promise to myself. No matter how hard it gets I'm going to get there 🤞


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Whoever said the Niners just the Cowboys with a fat ass is GOATed


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God WHY THE FUCK IS KENNETH MURRAY ON MY TEAM WHAT THE FUCK DID I DO TO DESERVE THIS IDIOT ON MY FAVORITE TEAMS ROSTER


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Gonna lose to the Panthers with another MVP performance from the QB. Fire Matt Eberflus into the hottest sun possible


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Fit so hard I had to gatekeep it

JhonnyWhite69's tweet image. Fit so hard I had to gatekeep it

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The Browns are now rostered like my 7 year old Pokémon team. One level 100 Gyarados and some rattatas.

From trade to truce and beyond: the Browns and Myles Garrett reached agreement today on a record contract extension that averages $40 million per year and includes $123.5 million in guaranteed money and now makes him the highest-paid non-QB in NFL history, sources tell ESPN.…

AdamSchefter's tweet image. From trade to truce and beyond: the Browns and Myles Garrett reached agreement today on a record contract extension that averages $40 million per year and includes $123.5 million in guaranteed money and now makes him the highest-paid non-QB in NFL history, sources tell ESPN.…


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Thank you Dak Prescott. You are so selfless and focused on winning. Not everyone would be willing to do this.


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He said listen pal I can go pedophile for pedophile with the best of em

Robert F. Kennedy Jr’s explanation for socializing with Jeffrey Epstein: "…I run into everybody in New York. I mean, I knew Harvey Weinstein, I knew Roger Ailes, I knew -- O.J. Simpson came to my house. Bill Cosby came to my house.”



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Salmon good as fck I see why bears just grab them b tches out the river


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That list is coming to an end!!!

#Cowboys legacy players of this era to never make a Super Bowl with Dallas: - Tony Romo - Jason Witten - Zack Martin - DeMarcus Ware - Tyron Smith - Dez Bryant - Sean Lee - Travis Frederick - Ezekiel Elliott Legacies could have been different.

Brandoniswrite's tweet image. #Cowboys legacy players of this era to never make a Super Bowl with Dallas:

- Tony Romo
- Jason Witten
- Zack Martin
- DeMarcus Ware
- Tyron Smith
- Dez Bryant
- Sean Lee
- Travis Frederick
- Ezekiel Elliott

Legacies could have been different.


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Patrick Mahomes realizing refs can award points


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FIRST BALLOT HALL OF FAMER!!!!! I LOVE YOU ALL!!!


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Every single conservative is like this

esjesjesj's tweet image. Every single conservative is like this
esjesjesj's tweet image. Every single conservative is like this

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Thanos would’ve been cooked in 5 minutes if the avengers heard this

Marvel should cast Michael Irvin as Black Panther



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Did McConnell just suit back up? Embiid would be out 3 years

Leader McConnell’s injuries after his fall earlier today. (AP Photo/ J. Scott Applewhite)

FarnoushAmiri's tweet image. Leader McConnell’s injuries after his fall earlier today. (AP Photo/ J. Scott Applewhite)
FarnoushAmiri's tweet image. Leader McConnell’s injuries after his fall earlier today. (AP Photo/ J. Scott Applewhite)


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While you’re clearing the air, clear the air on the misappropriation of funds you were pocketing

I want to clear the air on the footage released showing a small dustup between myself and Mark Gastineau, the former New York Jet, so here’s a 🧵.   (1)



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when I have a husband I will make it so his little sports team never loses


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25 leg parlay

I want to clear the air on the footage released showing a small dustup between myself and Mark Gastineau, the former New York Jet, so here’s a 🧵.   (1)



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