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maybe i’ll tweet something one day

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"i can't feel my face when i'm with you" *me to dentist taking my wisdom teeth out*


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Fire @HonAhmedHussen immediately. In the middle of a national housing crisis, he just bought ANOTHER rental property. No parasite land-lorder should be allowed to be Housing Minister. It is a conflict of interest, an insult to justice, and a crime against the poor.


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TL;DR: look at this graph

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“Slip like Freudian, Your first and last step to playing yourself like accordion” RIP MF DOOM.


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This kid got the new iPhone 5 early. #lucky #LetsTrade

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Friendly reminder from Mac Miller


Leave it to Texas to try and use corona to ban abortions smh


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Keep following ur dreams and never be afraid to fail, u can do it dude life is too short for regrets do u not see all this potential u have? Fuck u


whatchu know about 50 hour drives

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You’re not gonna have a good time when your prof wears a suit and tie.


That’s a big yikes from me dawg.


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We sure hope so! If it isn't, please let us know more about it by visiting: bit.ly/1W0Yckl Thanks!


“They don’t want me to OD and have to talk to my mother Telling her they could have done more to help me And she’ll be crying saying that she’ll do anything to have me back” #RIP


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had to grind for this view

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Youtube comments are what peak degeneracy looks like.


i don't really care if you cry


Tydan - "when's the last time you've been drunk?" Uber driver - "ahh about 5 to 7 minutes"


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"@damiranz: DonaldTrump: Pls don't run for president. If you do and win, the rest of the world would be screwed" So true, (except friends)!


People are petty as fuck.


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