Always check your kid's candy for razor blades and drugs.
"Let's just watch football." - something I never thought I'd say, but just did.
The Trump campaign was already the republican party's sinking Titanic, and it just burst into flames.
Disgusting & scary. This isn't a gaffe; this is how he sees women. AND it's a pattern. A man who thinks like this shouldn't be president
The tension of showing someone a series of photos on your phone and hoping you don't slide across one too many times
I just really want my husband to come home so I don't eat all of this cake alone.
I'm adding "can skim-coat drywall like a boss" to my resume. It's probably more valuable than my English degree.
"Things! Burn them. Make a beautiful fire! More room in your heart for love, for trees, for birds who own nothing--the reason they can fly."
Just saw an old man wandering around with a patch on his shirt that said "Nope."
Love is lived out by actually crossing the road, getting down into the dirt, and helping to carry the hurting to safety.
Wives, love your husbands. And husbands, do NOT neglect your wives' @Etsy wish list when her birthday is approaching. #marriageadvice
If it takes ~30 minutes for ones computer to "wake up," then it might be time to upgrade, right? My 6yo computer has been good to me. :(
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