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Occasionally thinks of a good tweet. Regularly forgets to tweet it. Forgetfulness is all my own.

Looked at the @Pubinthepark_ email with some excitement but ‘touring the U.K.’ and ‘got you covered’ seem tenuous with all 8 locations somewhere below the M6 😂


The best Bond woman in the best Bond film #wehaveallthetimeintheworld

_garsmith's tweet image. The best Bond woman in the best Bond film #wehaveallthetimeintheworld

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jane fonda was saying this in the 70s while some celebrities only manage to say "gay rights" today


Siri can’t understand me trying to set a timer yet will happily have a crack at @BBCRadio2 @sarajcox through my pocket. Fair play.

_garsmith's tweet image. Siri can’t understand me trying to set a timer yet will happily have a crack at @BBCRadio2 @sarajcox through my pocket. Fair play.

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Enjoy your caramel latte Karen. Cool mug though.

Caramel Latte in my new Sunlun mug. Nice one @poprecsltd #buylocal

RBlack95's tweet image. Caramel Latte in my new Sunlun mug. Nice one @poprecsltd #buylocal


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So, am I allowed to go and see Jackie?


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What the nation was looking for this evening was clarity and consensus. The truth is, the Prime Minister’s statement raises more questions than it answers. Those questions need answering if the public is going to have confidence in what happens next.


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While Toilet Duck and Dettol are trending, here's a reminder of the word 'ultracrepidarian': one who consistently offers opinions and advice on subjects way beyond their understanding.


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Caramel Latte in my new Sunlun mug. Nice one @poprecsltd #buylocal

RBlack95's tweet image. Caramel Latte in my new Sunlun mug. Nice one @poprecsltd #buylocal


Connery’s era has not aged well, but let’s not forget the first Bond Woman to whoop his ass before the scriptwriter had his way #ripHonorBlackman


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We all need to practise “social distancing” these days. Link below. 6feetcovers.wixsite.com/6feetcovers #PetText

petshopboys's tweet image. We all need to practise “social distancing” these days. Link below.

6feetcovers.wixsite.com/6feetcovers

#PetText

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👍🏾🙂

MissyElliott's tweet image. 👍🏾🙂

Same energy

_garsmith's tweet image. Same energy

“STUPID LOVE” 9 HOURS #LG6 #ShotOniPhone



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✨ WIN @LoveboxFestival TICKETS ✨ RT this & follow us and @LoveboxFestival to win 2 x tickets to a day of your choice! Ends 12pm 28th Feb, T&C's: smarturl.it/WINBrix

O2AcademyBrix's tweet image. ✨ WIN @LoveboxFestival TICKETS ✨ RT this & follow us and @LoveboxFestival to win 2 x tickets to a day of your choice! 
Ends 12pm 28th Feb, T&C's: smarturl.it/WINBrix

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I don’t know who was more surprised to learn that we were co-presenting an award at the NME Awards last night, me or @taylorswift13 I have a lot of respect for her and the stand she has taken on equality and artist’s rights. Needless to say we got on like a house on fire.

billybragg's tweet image. I don’t know who was more surprised to learn that we were co-presenting an award at the NME Awards last night, me or @taylorswift13 I have a lot of respect for her and the stand she has taken on equality and artist’s rights. Needless to say we got on like a house on fire.

Quarter to 7 on a Friday night and there’s two bouncers on the door of Gateshead Poundland


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a lot, @netflix.

How often do you think about Maya Rudolph as Dionne Warwick on Kimmy Schmidt?



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It's been tough keeping it to myself and not making any comment at all, especially when the stories have been leaked, however I had to. Now I know for certain which individual is selling off our NHS. It's .............Boris Johnson. Ready to stop him? #VoteLabourToday


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Pet Shop Boys “What have I done to deserve this?” featuring @Beverleyknight live in Hyde Park. Click the link below to watch the full video on YouTube. petshopboys.lnk.to/WHIDTDT-YTTW


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