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@_gemunga

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according to the s&p500, I have a 50% chance to take a shower in five minutes what the fuck do degenerate gamblers have to do with anything

Spotify Wrapped has a 28% chance of being released before December 3, according to Kalshi traders.

PopCrave's tweet image. Spotify Wrapped has a 28% chance of being released before December 3, according to Kalshi traders.
PopCrave's tweet image. Spotify Wrapped has a 28% chance of being released before December 3, according to Kalshi traders.


I had a dream last night where I got reccomended jschlatts christmas album on Spotify and the first song I saw when I opened it was a completely genuine "we are charlie kirk" cover


each and every day i realize how much of an idiot i was for being upset about people who hated men

nowadays you gotta find a whore you really like and ask her to please stop



gyoubu masataka oniwa reposted

Cross just shouldn't have made a motion like reaching for a gun, he was clearly in a do or die situation #ThinBlueLine #SorcererLivesMatter #SayNoToBodycams

IF THIS ASSHOLE CAUSES A WAR, I MIGHT ACTUALLY JUMP IN THE MANGA AND KILL HIM MYSELF.

KaiMangaka's tweet image. IF THIS ASSHOLE CAUSES A WAR, I MIGHT ACTUALLY JUMP IN THE MANGA AND KILL HIM MYSELF.


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What To Know About ‘Pluribus’ theonion.com/what-to-know-a…

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gyoubu masataka oniwa reposted

We gave one1️⃣ LABUBU👹 a GAS STATION ⛽️ HONEY PACK🍯 mixed🔥 with a COUPLE VIAGRA💊🍆 and sent📲 him to MARS🪐‼️The results will SHOCK you😱😱😱⬇️⬇️⬇️⬇️

Peacemaker Season 2, 2025



they really do swear that much huh

All Zach Hadels lines in this new episode were killing me bruh #HazbinHotel



first movie directed by reddit

A letter has been sent to The Academy asking them to consider awards for animal actors in acting categories. The letter was signed by Indy the Dog from ‘GOOD BOY’ “I have been deemed ineligible for the Best Actor category. Apparently, I am not a good enough boy for you”…

DiscussingFilm's tweet image. A letter has been sent to The Academy asking them to consider awards for animal actors in acting categories. The letter was signed by Indy the Dog from ‘GOOD BOY’

“I have been deemed ineligible for the Best Actor category. Apparently, I am not a good enough boy for you”…


gyoubu masataka oniwa reposted

He had the mahoraga hands signs ready off panel

when this gets animated, his aura alone will increase his stocks exponentially

megfushiguros's tweet image. when this gets animated, his aura alone will increase his stocks exponentially


gyoubu masataka oniwa reposted

niggas will look you dead in the eyes and say this was meant to communicate that she's in a coma

Artispheria's tweet image. niggas will look you dead in the eyes and say this was meant to communicate that she's in a coma

gyoubu masataka oniwa reposted

You won't write great stories without experiencing life and having at least a modicum of interest in other people. Creating in a vacuum is an act of vanity and narcissism.

when this gets animated, his aura alone will increase his stocks exponentially

megfushiguros's tweet image. when this gets animated, his aura alone will increase his stocks exponentially


gyoubu masataka oniwa reposted

Englishman: "That your dog?" Welshman: "Aye" Englishman: "Mind if I speak to him?' Welshman: "Dog don't talk.” Englishman: “Hey dog, how's it going?" Dog: "Doing all right." Welshman: (look of shock) Englishman: “Is this your owner?" (Pointing at the Welshman) Dog: "Yep."…


gyoubu masataka oniwa reposted

how it feels to flirt with low self esteem

ducknuk_comic's tweet image. how it feels to flirt with low self esteem

video games killed charlie kirk

RFK Jr. claims mass shootings could be linked to video games This has been widely dismissed — including by studies from the Secret Service, Department of Education, and American Psychological Association

CultureCrave's tweet image. RFK Jr. claims mass shootings could be linked to video games 

This has been widely dismissed — including by studies from the Secret Service, Department of Education, and American Psychological Association
CultureCrave's tweet image. RFK Jr. claims mass shootings could be linked to video games 

This has been widely dismissed — including by studies from the Secret Service, Department of Education, and American Psychological Association


gyoubu masataka oniwa reposted

ALL THE BINDING OF ISAAC COSMETICS 🔥 - "Isaac" Back Bling - Emote (TV with flies on & around it) - Pickaxe (Mom's Knife or Wire Coat Hanger?) - Isaac cries when you receive damage - Isaac gets excited when you open chests - All cosmetics available in a bundle (via @l3stei)

ShiinaBR's tweet image. ALL THE BINDING OF ISAAC COSMETICS 🔥

- "Isaac" Back Bling
- Emote (TV with flies on & around it)
- Pickaxe (Mom's Knife or Wire Coat Hanger?)
- Isaac cries when you receive damage
- Isaac gets excited when you open chests
- All cosmetics available in a bundle

(via @l3stei)
ShiinaBR's tweet image. ALL THE BINDING OF ISAAC COSMETICS 🔥

- "Isaac" Back Bling
- Emote (TV with flies on & around it)
- Pickaxe (Mom's Knife or Wire Coat Hanger?)
- Isaac cries when you receive damage
- Isaac gets excited when you open chests
- All cosmetics available in a bundle

(via @l3stei)

gyoubu masataka oniwa reposted

sheep stayed calm af because he knew he had shooters😭

RFK Jr. claims mass shootings could be linked to video games This has been widely dismissed — including by studies from the Secret Service, Department of Education, and American Psychological Association

CultureCrave's tweet image. RFK Jr. claims mass shootings could be linked to video games 

This has been widely dismissed — including by studies from the Secret Service, Department of Education, and American Psychological Association
CultureCrave's tweet image. RFK Jr. claims mass shootings could be linked to video games 

This has been widely dismissed — including by studies from the Secret Service, Department of Education, and American Psychological Association


can someone make this a true gif



do people really not realize its bc credit card companies think people with worse credit scores WONT pay their shit back, allowing them to get tons of interest racked up? just me? alright then

I don't understand credit cards Gf and I applied for the exact same card My credit score is higher My credit age is older My income is 5x hers She got approved for 3x more than what I got



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