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I think I’ve reached peak domestication bc I want some really good cook/baking books and a crockpot to be able to make the homiest meal to serve to my kids
all i want for Christmas this year is the housing market to crash so i could buy a 5 bedroom 4 bathroom house for $3
My favorite part of my work day is when I grab my shit and leave
So my dad is going through his bank statements and he says "what's U-L-T-A? $275? Is that utilities?" And my mom said " yeah I payed the bills" and he said thank you Honey. Lmao I AM SCREAMING,... that's literally me as a wife😭
something was in that water back then
After seeing Eli after a night shift I always feel like he gets so big overnight and I was in my mom feels for a second….then he started ugly crying and the terrible two attitude brought me back down to earth lmfaoo😂
normalize saying “i don't think we have the kind of relationship that should make you comfortable enough to say that to me” when someone tries to get too familiar.
been seeing so many people carrying flowers in their arms today and i’m just so happy for them because love is the most beautiful thing in the world and they’re so lucky to have found it
Being an educated woman is such a flex. Earning a degree, regardless of the career path you chose, is a huge accomplishment. You put in the work, stayed committed, and made it happen and that’s major.
Ubers were $5. Chipotle was $7. Rent was affordable in LA. Buzzfeed and the likes were thriving. You could still find concert tickets for under $100. People didn’t turn woke and DEI into a slur. Twitter was fun. And now… and now… sigh.
His mom is on fb saying the girl should pay for his death. Ma’am your son is a fucking pervert, a lot of #them are in this world terrorizing women b/c their bitch ass mama enable them. I hope that girl doesn’t feel any guilt b/c more of these mfs need to go! #Goodriddancebozo
The real goldiggers are the men who expect you to take care of them, clean their house, wash and iron their clothes, give birth to their children, manage their emotions, and on top of that go to work and contribute 50/50 to the expenses.
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