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My resolutions for the new year: 1. Get jacked 2. Find out who "jack" is and why I should get him 3. Make less dumb jokes


If I had a nickel for each time Biden called Trump a clown in the debate yesterday, I'd have two nickels. Which isn't a lot but its kinda funny that it happened twice.


Everybody knows the hottie of the Bush family is Jeb


PSA: Kansas City is not in Kansas


Sometimes I wish I was a jalpeno


Pro tip: for a truly authentic Thanksgiving experience, bring smallpox to your potluck!


The greatest feeling in the world is watching someone make a shrek reference but they didnt realize they were making a shrek reference


I have a rule that I don't date real engineers. That's why my girlfriend is an aero major.


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