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octopus pointing 8 guns at its own head whenever its mildly inconvenienced


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Boyfriends sound cool and all but unfortunately I enjoy not talking for days at a time


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absolutely heartbreaking to report but you really do have to get straight to whatever chore you have planned once you get home from work... bc once u lay down and play on that phone that is when the devil finds you

chismosavirus's tweet image. absolutely heartbreaking to report but you really do have to get straight to whatever chore you have planned once you get home from work... bc once u lay down and play on that phone that is when the devil finds you

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you’re miserable because you lack whimsy fuck nigga


society really is losing recipes in common sense & etiquette cause playing videos on your phone at an obnoxious volume without headphones in the break room is craaazy


not trying to be that person but if my delivery driver has a very obvious female name, why is a man blasting rap music pulling up to my house? 😭


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i cannot stress enough how important it is to lie to your coworkers


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they're doing this to me at work rn


said i was too tired to be bothered to make dinner after work & mans unexpectedly pulled up with my fave burger from Wendy’s


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billy was flayed as fuck and being haunted by vecna and he still went to work…stop whining and start grinding 🙏🏽

bylerlicious's tweet image. billy was flayed as fuck and being haunted by vecna and he still went to work…stop whining and start grinding 🙏🏽

people from high school becoming “digital creators” on Facebook who just share viral tweets 🥱


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which is why i tell people talking out loud to yourself doesn't make you craży but will keep you sane. Your thoughts are merely floating out in an abyss and can't always be rationalized properly. Bring the thoughts to earth through your voice and interact with them down here.

I was talking to a friend about a situation i was going through. and when I was saying it loud, the common sense was just slapping me in the face.



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Donnie Darko was also ahead of its time because the guy’s haunted by a giant labubu


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CIA interrogator: Where is my hug at, answer me Me: *spitting blood* Fuck you


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the first time i heard this song i felt my third eye open

Depeche Mode - Policy of Truth



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EMMYS, EMMYS FOR THEM BOTH

HorrorLover27's tweet image. EMMYS, EMMYS FOR THEM BOTH
HorrorLover27's tweet image. EMMYS, EMMYS FOR THEM BOTH
HorrorLover27's tweet image. EMMYS, EMMYS FOR THEM BOTH
HorrorLover27's tweet image. EMMYS, EMMYS FOR THEM BOTH

30 mins into episode 7 of IT: Welcome To Derry & i had to ⏸️ it & walk around the house bc i was crying so hard i couldn’t breathe. love when a form of media is actually good 😭


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Being a writer means having a story you want everyone in the world to read, except anyone who knows you


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purple rain just came on on shuffle

From m.

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