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JAKE

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There ain't another Arteta, not even a bad copy

I wanna say what if Thiago is our Arteta But I’d like to win stuff in the next 5 years…



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Did all this to get waterboarded with 4 open play goals 😭😭😭

But GOD FORBID you say a team that has the least goals % from open play, 2nd least open play xG, and has a reliance on the most rugby like aspect of the sport (set pieces), plays more like a rugby team!

InvertTheWing's tweet image. But GOD FORBID you say a team that has the least goals % from open play, 2nd least open play xG, and has a reliance on the most rugby like aspect of the sport (set pieces), plays more like a rugby team!


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My view on this gender debate is quite simple. If a grown man wants to dress up as a woman, and pretend that he’s a woman? Fine. I certainly don’t approve, and I will not call him a woman, but that’s his decision. It’s a free country. On the strict condition that others are not…


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But Arteta stood outside his technical area?!

Pep Guardiola had some words for the camera operator on the pitch after Man City's loss to Newcastle 👀

footballontnt's tweet image. Pep Guardiola had some words for the camera operator on the pitch after Man City's loss to Newcastle 👀


These are the CB’s people tell you were better than VVD lol

Vidic vs. Carlton Cole



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Is this actually satire...? Your government is using lazy parents & self-centred attitudes to advertise the BENEFITS of dumping the kids early at school! "You're not sure if they've eaten" .. Wtf? "I'd have a nap" "I'd have coffee with the other mums" They are literally…

What would you do with an extra 30 minutes in your day? 🤔 Free breakfast clubs are transforming mornings for 500,000 children - that's 95 precious hours back each year while children get a nutritious start to their day. Part of our Plan for Change ✨



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You won’t realize this until you’re married. But every year you spend unmarried when you’re an adult, is an utter and complete waste of time. Marriage is where your life truly begins. You hyper focus on what matters, which projects matter, which is work matters, and of course you…

Why would you have to get married at 22?



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I've passed 3 bar exams, 2 of them being considered difficult (LA [civil code] and FL), all on the first attempt. I was a partner at a law firm and running a YouTube channel for the last two, which I self studied for. I'm sorry but with the amount of money and time this woman…

🔥🚨DEVELOPING: Kim Kardashian broke down in tears as she expressed how hard and stressful her life has been while trying to pass the BAR exam which she recently failed. Kardashian: “I am so tired… A part of me wants to give up. I feel like my brain is going to explode, and I…



Christian Bale is circling a “major role” alongside Leonardo DiCaprio in Michael Mann’s ‘HEAT 2’

FilmUpdates's tweet image. Christian Bale is circling a “major role” alongside Leonardo DiCaprio in Michael Mann’s ‘HEAT 2’


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Dave hits the nail on the head here. Probably loses his job in the process 😂

This is why we love Dave Allen. Not there to put on any airs and graces to please people or the network, he just says what he sees. Wish more pundits did the same 👏🏻 #EubankBenn2



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Sky Sports News shift across to a combination of banter content and digital creator/YouTuber-led programming is one of the more baffling moves in recent years. Not sure what they're trying to achieve with this kind of thing, or even who it's for.

Will Rob Edwards find himself managing in the Championship again next summer ❓ @Fanalysisapp



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Never enjoyed a rival like this until now, I feel dirty

Hugo Ekitike vs Ukraine 23 minutes played



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Big Gabi coming off injured for Brazil. We're never allowed nice things.


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“puts it on a plate”

nfivesince99's tweet image. “puts it on a plate”

2-0 to the #ThreeLions! 😁 @PhilFoden puts it on a plate for @EbereEze10 who effortlessly guides it into the top corner.

England's tweet image. 2-0 to the #ThreeLions! 😁

@PhilFoden puts it on a plate for @EbereEze10 who effortlessly guides it into the top corner.


It’s embarrassing the way sky sports have morphed into just another rage bait YouTube platform. People pay £100+ a month for this nonsense

‘Stockport of League 1 would win the Scottish Premiership’ says the tool that is Jamie O’Hara This is clear evidence that Sky Sports, who already treat us like a 2nd class citizen with our tv deal, use their platform to mock us and rip the piss. I watched the full exchange and…



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Just not anywhere near my £1.6 million house with a swimming pool. ✊🏾

Asylum seekers are welcome here.



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My suggestion is get a new actor and then ignore all the previous movies like they did all the other times.

James Bond’s death in No Time to Die is causing a nightmare for the next film. Writers are stuck because Bond “was blown to pieces.” Anthony Horowitz, author of three 007 novels, says: “You can't have him wake up in shower and saying it was all a dream."



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Weeks after this window Arteta’s role changed from head coach to first team manager so he could exert greater influence over the rebuild. Genuinely terrifying to think where the club was headed had he not walked through the door. This is why I cringe when I see people trying…

🚨 Hearing Arsenal have signed: 🔴 David Luiz to a 1-year contract 🔴 Cedric Soares to a 4-year contract 🔴 Pablo Mari to a 4-year contract The defenders will be part of Mikel Arteta’s rebuilding job at #AFC @TheAthleticUK: theathletic.com/1875792/2020/0…



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