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Jerry

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I don't usually write bios, but when I do, they make no sense.

Plummeting headfirst into the age range where everyone my age makes the same tired jokes about back-aches lasting forever, ha ha.


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banks email like "Ummmmm we have a MESSAGE for you. In your INBOX" and then the message is like "Hello we are your bank"


I finally have a phone fast enough to not get bogged down rendering the snow effect on Sri Lankan news websites in December.


Just when I thought Spotify had me figured out, they throw this laughable category at me.

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Does this count as an arranged marriage?

wait sorry, I found one exception, this man has to continue working, for his bird wife

JenKatWrites's tweet image. wait sorry, I found one exception, this man has to continue working, for his bird wife
JenKatWrites's tweet image. wait sorry, I found one exception, this man has to continue working, for his bird wife
JenKatWrites's tweet image. wait sorry, I found one exception, this man has to continue working, for his bird wife
JenKatWrites's tweet image. wait sorry, I found one exception, this man has to continue working, for his bird wife


Bafflingly, using a shared car costs less than a shared e-scooter to go to the hardware store. (7km round trip, 45 mins parked)


After watching Dune, I’ve decided that what I really need in order to die happy is an Iain M. Banks adaptation by Denis Villeneuve.


What Tom Selleck’s been up to youtu.be/se4F65YONiQ


“The tasteful thiccness” 🐈

A person called OwlKitty changed the Business Card scene from “American Psycho” to the guys showing each other pictures of their cats on their phones… and it could possibly be the greatest masterpiece ever 😂



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Dogs waking during an autopsy, shouting, "Cut my life into pieces," as the pathologist nods and notes, "This is my last resort."


Did not know you could use sugar for that.

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Apparently becoming an Egyptologist requires learning German or French because most of the scholarship is in those languages old.reddit.com/r/AskHistorian…


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