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“i’m moving in silence” couldn’t be me im going clomp clomp clomp fe fi fo fum


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I'm starting to understand why boomer men sneeze so loudly. If you lean into it instead of suppressing it, it's like a tenth of an orgasm, including a split second of dissassociation and weak knees. La toute petite mort


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i need a lobotomy at this point so i can forget he exists HE NEEDS TO RELEASE ME

Hudson Williams via federicamulinacci

hudsonwupdates's tweet image. Hudson Williams via federicamulinacci


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it was never supposed to get this serious when i hit play on a gay hockey show


i keep fujoshing out about hudson with my coworker at my corporate fucking internship at 7 in the morning this is surreal, hudson williams your reach is abysmal!!!!


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“omg my tl is crazy there’s always drama” my drama:


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yeah whatever sure

lavendeerii's tweet image. yeah whatever sure

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everyone should've had their first fandom experience at age 12 a decade ago on tumblr because grown ass adults joining their first fandoms on 2026 twitter is a recipe for disaster


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it's ok to smoke cigarettes if you really want to. God will understand and make them not bad for you


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i am NOT a former gifted student. i am gifted. affirm. put me back into the third grade and ill completely obliterate them like i did the first time


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what happened ferrero rocherically this holiday can never happen again

holiday break is for slowly, day by day, consuming a whole tray of ferrero rocher.



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hudson and connor are FREAKS i do not know them from papas orchard we were not picking apples they come to me as long lost oomfs from the depths of tumblr i trusted with my life in middle school


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discovered recently 1 horsepower isn't even 1 horse, like a horse does not contain 1 horse of power. a single horse actually contains - on average - 5 to 6 horses. what the fuck are we even doing nothing means anything.


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in the fobo mosh pit


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Bowl of soup

what’s a good substitute for being loved and held and feeling safe



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EMILY ARMSTRONG ME QUEBRA NO MEIO PELO AMOR DE DEUS


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bruh where are they taking me

yaoiyuri67's tweet image. bruh where are they taking me

half fifty 🤪🤪🤪

_johnnik's tweet image. half fifty 🤪🤪🤪

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it’s actually a shame lando’s an f1 driver man the chaos he would cause if he stepped into a gay bar would be on levels no one has ever seen before

bring back cunty 2023 landoscar

fourpiastri's tweet image. bring back cunty 2023 landoscar


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“I do NOT listen to “sped-up” versions. I do NOT listen to “chipmunk” covers. I listen to Nightcore. And if there isn’t an anime girl in the thumbnail, I do NOT listen.”

Urban__Tree's tweet image. “I do NOT listen to “sped-up” versions. I do NOT listen to “chipmunk” covers. I listen to Nightcore. And if there isn’t an anime girl in the thumbnail, I do NOT listen.”

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