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“i’m moving in silence” couldn’t be me im going clomp clomp clomp fe fi fo fum
I'm starting to understand why boomer men sneeze so loudly. If you lean into it instead of suppressing it, it's like a tenth of an orgasm, including a split second of dissassociation and weak knees. La toute petite mort
i need a lobotomy at this point so i can forget he exists HE NEEDS TO RELEASE ME
Hudson Williams via federicamulinacci
it was never supposed to get this serious when i hit play on a gay hockey show
i keep fujoshing out about hudson with my coworker at my corporate fucking internship at 7 in the morning this is surreal, hudson williams your reach is abysmal!!!!
“omg my tl is crazy there’s always drama” my drama:
everyone should've had their first fandom experience at age 12 a decade ago on tumblr because grown ass adults joining their first fandoms on 2026 twitter is a recipe for disaster
it's ok to smoke cigarettes if you really want to. God will understand and make them not bad for you
i am NOT a former gifted student. i am gifted. affirm. put me back into the third grade and ill completely obliterate them like i did the first time
what happened ferrero rocherically this holiday can never happen again
holiday break is for slowly, day by day, consuming a whole tray of ferrero rocher.
hudson and connor are FREAKS i do not know them from papas orchard we were not picking apples they come to me as long lost oomfs from the depths of tumblr i trusted with my life in middle school
discovered recently 1 horsepower isn't even 1 horse, like a horse does not contain 1 horse of power. a single horse actually contains - on average - 5 to 6 horses. what the fuck are we even doing nothing means anything.
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what’s a good substitute for being loved and held and feeling safe
EMILY ARMSTRONG ME QUEBRA NO MEIO PELO AMOR DE DEUS
bruh where are they taking me
it’s actually a shame lando’s an f1 driver man the chaos he would cause if he stepped into a gay bar would be on levels no one has ever seen before
“I do NOT listen to “sped-up” versions. I do NOT listen to “chipmunk” covers. I listen to Nightcore. And if there isn’t an anime girl in the thumbnail, I do NOT listen.”
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