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John West

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APEX PREDATOR ONE BILLION YEARS NO EVOLUTION ALREADY PERFECT


Cash is like a gift card that works everywhere


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Why do people buy up all the water before hurricanes it literally comes out of the fridge lol


Sitting quietly enjoying the @RaysBaseball game by myself

_johnwest's tweet image. Sitting quietly enjoying the @RaysBaseball game by myself

Hello @NatGeo here is my submission for this year

_johnwest's tweet image. Hello @NatGeo here is my submission for this year

I am getting button shamed for still having one on my iphone


Every time i see NYE i say new york eve in my head


Imagine my dismay when I discover (via mouth) that the server brought me fireball on the rocks


Eggs have a monopoly on breakfast and I got in on the ground floor


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john cena is spanish for john dinner


Taking my girlfriend on a romantic date tonight @everytimeidie

_johnwest's tweet image. Taking my girlfriend on a romantic date tonight @everytimeidie

Macy’s parade doesn’t throw out candy??

_johnwest's tweet image. Macy’s parade doesn’t throw out candy??

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