There are only two things I kept from my marriage. One, the diamond tennis bracelet. Two, the Tiffany’s vase. They were too pretty to let go
My kids treat me like a queen. They serve me food on a tray, fill up my tumbler with iced water, my coke in a glass cup with crushed ice. Give me massages when I’m hurting, pat my back when they see me grieving and give me my heating pad when I have cramps. And make me laugh so…
I’m gonna add this to my will. Someone to do this at my funeral. Just for the drama 😂
I’ve never had real real southern food. Like real mac and cheese. Greens I’ve never even tasted smh
Dating a smart man so you actually can turn your brain off when he is around >>>>>
I’m going to finally get my kids an iPhone for Christmas. I think 12yrs old is a good age for a phone
You know what’s funny? My mom had the sex talk with my brother and I AFTER I had my twins 😂 my brother and I looked at each other and he said, “uh I think it’s a little late for the talk”
6.) Did your parents have the sex talk with you?
This is why I only date super buff men lol. Cause I cook down. I got my ex husband super fat for a while and he didn’t work out 😂
Did I wake up at 6am to make two different kinds of pozole for breakfast? Well, yes…
Woke up from a dream where I went to a birthday dinner for my ex mother-in-law, with my ex husband and my best friend (who’s my ex husbands sister) 🤔
This is why I listen to Pour Minds every week at work lmao 😂
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