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karl

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you’re either a smart fella or a fart smella

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I can’t have children I have a rumba that gets lost everyday and that’s enough responsibility


The shitty chocolate chip Walmart cookies in the clear container have me in a chokehold


Existence is pain

APP STATE HAIL MARY TD FOR THE WIN



I would jump. No parachute necessary

Imagine you get on a plane and you have to listen to this



I think my favorite thing about being a PA as a new grad is not knowing what’s going on ever :)


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I think football would be better if they kissed


I don’t care about your zodiac sign, what’s your first word on wordle


Maybe I’m wrong but if you’re gonna be a nurse you should probably believe in science???


My favorite part of my iced coffee is when I can start to taste my paper straw disintegrating


Fun and silly thing about the new AirPods is that I can hear every bone and joint in my body crack with every step 🥰


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If covid season 3 is like any other tv show then there’s gonna be a surprise lesbian relationship in this one



Anytime someone says “bill would be proud of you” about graduation

_karlicbread's tweet image. Anytime someone says “bill would be proud of you” about graduation

Really wasn’t planning to fall in love with bham but I am pretty bummed about leaving ☹️


If I had a dollar for every time I’ve said “I’m a PA……” *blank stare* “…. kinda like a nurse practitioner”


Coming out is weird bc literal strangers online will show you more support than some friends


soft twitter couple launch 👀 #iykyk

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Can’t believe I’m so headass obsessed rn. Got me saying shit like “sleep tight 🥺” and “eat a balanced breakfast ❤️”


I thought this was a cinnamon stick in celebration of fall flavors. But it is a weed

doodlebob has upgraded from the pencil😏

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