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A paid off 3bed 3.5bath townhouse

At your age, what's the perfect gift?



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If on-chain transactions were fireworks.


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Request for startup: Prediction markets for friend groups Bet like complete degenerates on all the people you mutually know Will Alex get divorced in 2025? Will Sarah have more than 4 drinks at the holiday party? Over/under 6.5 likes on John's next Instagram post


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These are the kind of life mistakes I should be making not unwanted pregnancy

I joined a travelling agency group only to discover it's an all girls trip on the day of travel😭

drpenking's tweet image. I joined a travelling agency group only to discover it's an all girls trip on the day of travel😭


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Big boy purchase or whatever y'all call it. New house on my birthday 🍾

BryBell11's tweet image. Big boy purchase or whatever y'all call it. 
New house on my birthday 🍾

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Working hard on launching before GTA 6 🫣


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Unrelated, but as a Man make sure your confidence doesn’t depend on your financial status 💯.

9-5 can’t bag a girl like this

ms_ala05's tweet image. 9-5 can’t bag a girl like this


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Privacy coins are hot again. What, why, and will it last? Our thoughts👇🧠

PinkBrains_io's tweet image. Privacy coins are hot again.

What, why, and will it last? Our thoughts👇🧠

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There will be signs

Bought Hermés for my horse. Just to give you a glimpse of where my life is at these days.

1DanielleHolmes's tweet image. Bought Hermés for my horse. Just to give you a glimpse of where my life is at these days.
1DanielleHolmes's tweet image. Bought Hermés for my horse. Just to give you a glimpse of where my life is at these days.
1DanielleHolmes's tweet image. Bought Hermés for my horse. Just to give you a glimpse of where my life is at these days.
1DanielleHolmes's tweet image. Bought Hermés for my horse. Just to give you a glimpse of where my life is at these days.


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ZCash is literally headquartered 5min away from the CIA btw

soupdefi's tweet image. ZCash is literally headquartered 5min away from the CIA btw

Monero founder was hunted down, interrogated and arrested by feds & interpol Tornado Cash founders imprisoned Silkroad founder imprisoned No-KYC CEX founders imprisoned Samourai Wallet founders imprisoned Zcash founder untouched, roaming free $XMR actively used for crime…

yugoviking's tweet image. Monero founder was hunted down, interrogated and arrested by feds & interpol

Tornado Cash founders imprisoned

Silkroad founder imprisoned

No-KYC CEX founders imprisoned

Samourai Wallet founders imprisoned

Zcash founder untouched, roaming free

$XMR actively used for crime…


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I was quite ambitious with the numbers with voice. I am also surprised mobile data now is a bigger revenue driver than voice Actual HY26 results MPESA - KES 88 billion Voice - KES 41 billion Data - KES 44 billion SMS - KES 5.5 billion Total revenue - KES 204 billion

kiruti's tweet image. I was quite ambitious with the numbers with voice. I am also surprised mobile data now is a bigger revenue driver than voice

Actual HY26 results 

MPESA - KES 88 billion 
Voice - KES 41 billion
Data - KES 44 billion
SMS - KES 5.5 billion
Total revenue - KES 204 billion
kiruti's tweet image. I was quite ambitious with the numbers with voice. I am also surprised mobile data now is a bigger revenue driver than voice

Actual HY26 results 

MPESA - KES 88 billion 
Voice - KES 41 billion
Data - KES 44 billion
SMS - KES 5.5 billion
Total revenue - KES 204 billion

I want to predict tomorrow’s Safaricom’s HY26 results judging from previous data: MPESA revenue- KES 91 billion Mobile data - KES 45 billion Voice - KES KES 48 billion SMS - KES 6 billion Total - KES 210 billion Let’s see how wrong I am



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No Burger Week, Pizza Week, Beer Fest Week

Recession indicators Kenyan edition?



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Kenya plans to secretly lease Jamhuri Showground to a Chinese firm without public consultation, sparking fears over loss of public space.


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shaved one eyebrow for @daremarket

DARE OF THE DAY 😈 $250 prize challenge: shave one eyebrow. picking 1 person from the replies 👇

daremarket's tweet image. DARE OF THE DAY 😈 

$250 prize   

challenge: shave one eyebrow.   

picking 1 person from the replies 👇


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real question: why isnt native yield implemented in more apps? idle balances shouldnt even exist anymore with all the solutions we have today tbh


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Kenya has been forced to implement load shedding between 5pm and 10pm due to low local power generation. The country requires 10,000MW to industrialize but currently produces only 2,300MW, far below the target.


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3.8B????? And our sportsmen and women are suffering??? This country tires me

Two senior Sports officials under EACC radar over alleged Sh3.8b theft. ow.ly/2pEc50Xn14z

StandardKenya's tweet image. Two senior Sports officials under EACC radar over alleged Sh3.8b theft.

ow.ly/2pEc50Xn14z


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Update: The M4 MacBook Air is now only $750 brand new on Amazon. R.I.P. Windows Laptop market..

VadimYuryev's tweet image. Update: The M4 MacBook Air is now only $750 brand new on Amazon.

R.I.P. Windows Laptop market..

That $800 M4 MacBook Air deal on Amazon is quite literally killing all of the Windows laptop competition..

VadimYuryev's tweet image. That $800 M4 MacBook Air deal on Amazon is quite literally killing all of the Windows laptop competition..


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ROBINHOOD annualized revenue: $1.27B market cap: $130B HYPERLIQUID annualized revenue: $1.27B market cap: $10B $500 $HYPE seems fair

$HOOD Q3 EARNINGS • Sales $1.27B vs Est. $1.21B • EPS $0.61 vs Est. $0.53 • ARPU: $191 -- up +82% YoY • Platform Assets: $333B -- up 119% YoY • Gold Subscribers: 3.9M -- up 77% YoY

StockSavvyShay's tweet image. $HOOD Q3 EARNINGS

• Sales $1.27B vs Est. $1.21B
• EPS $0.61 vs Est. $0.53
• ARPU: $191 -- up +82% YoY
• Platform Assets: $333B -- up 119% YoY
• Gold Subscribers: 3.9M -- up 77% YoY


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