Kim Roberts
@_kimprobable
Software Engineer by day. Shirley Bassey tribute act by night.
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Phew thank god for words on clothes. Almost forgot to tax the rich AND peg the patriarchy this morning
When Ed Sheehan runs out of mathematical operators to title his albums with we’re all safe to turn the radio back on
My biggest pet peeve is the fact that the most famous line from Lionel Richie’s Hello is the fourth line of the verse
Not looking forward to people being legally allowed to sit next to me on trains again
Housemates threw out my £500 set of speakers to the tip. Also, subway just accidentally gave me a foot long when I paid for a 6 inch. Net profit for today: -£495
Bus driver just gave me a free ride to town. Here comes longest cheers drive ever
Startup idea: a third type of peanut butter made from equal parts crunchy and smooth #startups
Started raining and for the first time ever I thought ‘the plants needed a good drink.’ This is what adulthood is, be warned
There needs to be a more consistent way of being able to cheers drive the train driver
In blissful disillusion that anyone cares, I share another album you won’t listen to to my Instagram story
Sources say that Matt Hancock wasn’t cheating on his wife, he was just testing his arms
Everyone secretly knows the community movie can’t possibly live up to the 6 years of hype and speculation but no one is talking about it
Yesterday I got ID’d for a red bull. How’s your hot boy summer going?
Good news for anyone who loves hearing Ed Sheeran everywhere always all of the time never stopping because he has a new song coming out
Lost my ID on game day, might listen to Sampson by Regina Spektor
You can tell the Y2K revival is real because people were doing lighter smileys in my pub today
Forgot I was working a wake today and put all my clothes on to wash. My only choice of clean tops are ‘steamed hams’ or a Jeremy Corbyn ‘viva la revolution’ top
Isn’t it so nice how dogs learn the words ‘I love you’? I say it when I kiss him on the head. Now when I say it he licks me on the face. I feel like he proper gets it and reciprocates. God I’m drunk and I love my dog
I have had both Misery Business and good 4 u stuck in my head for 2 weeks, thank you charts
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