Ling L
@_lingl
A hopelessly romantic optimist trapped in the body of a schizophrenic narcissist and apathetic misanthrope.
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He asked, "Don't you hear the rattling sound in your car?" I didn't before but now It's the only thing I hear. The power of suggestion.
An earl grey milk tea with 3Js from Gong Cha contains 280 kcals? Oh hell, I'll just skip lunch. #sothatswhymydietdontwork #bubbletea
Algorithms are simplifying humanity salon.com/2016/10/24/alg… via @Salon
These 10 beautiful Spanish words have no equivalent in English hellogiggles.com/words-spanish-… via @hellogiggles
14 More Wonderful Words With No English Equivalent shar.es/1I1e6n via @mental_floss
Quite mehhh what! // The Annual Sheep Invasion in Madrid: Pictures cdn.flipboard.com/content/thepho…
My first F1 and Nico won. These moments remind me of what a quixotic life I'm allowed to lead.
The horror when you realise three-quarters way through a Sudoku puzzle that there are two "9"s in the same row...
"If there's something strange in your neighbourhood, who ya gonna call?" Me - "Huh? Police lah!" #wronganswer
Best thing about walking into a ladies' toilet - seats down. Same thing goes for living alone.
"Felix culpa" - a happy fault, a fortunate disaster. The story of my life
With some people, when you miss them, you're really just missing the person they see when they look at you. That's all.
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