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a humble piss merchant selling my wares. welcome to my pizzeria and debutant ball.

Hey *BOY* where do I find the worlds largest pizza


One last vibe before twitter gets shut down Vibe


We start podcasts in our parents basements instead

White boys really don’t start bands in their parents garages anymore. They losing recipes over there too 😭😭😭



No pepi is an L

USMNT OFFICIAL USA WORLD CUP ROSTER 🇺🇸 Goalkeepers: Ethan Horvath - Luton Town 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 Sean Johnson - NYCFC 🇺🇸 Matt Turner - Arsenal 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 🧵



LETS FUCKIN GO

Ryan Turrell is looking to become the first Orthodox Jew to play in the NBA 👏 He made his G League debut last night 🙌 (via @nbagleague)



Any child could walk up to me and say they are hasbulla and I’d believe them


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🎵📝 Here it is: The #UltimateFIFASoundtrack track list coming to #FIFA23 on November 9 along with the FIFA World Cup update❗ 🎧 Stream the full Soundtrack on @Spotify now: open.spotify.com/playlist/37i9d…

EASPORTSFC's tweet image. 🎵📝 Here it is: The #UltimateFIFASoundtrack track list coming to #FIFA23 on November 9 along with the FIFA World Cup update❗

🎧 Stream the full Soundtrack on @Spotify now: open.spotify.com/playlist/37i9d…


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Free speech generally means you can take a joke.


Me and who fr fr

If the human race leaves behind one artifact about our existence, I vote this video.



If your friend is unconscious and shits themself are you helping clean them off or leaving them in their filth?


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Oy, my new nickname leaked before I could announce it :(

blumenfeld's tweet image. Oy, my new nickname leaked before I could announce it :(

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Start one, bench one, sell one 🤔

StoolFootball's tweet image. Start one, bench one, sell one 🤔


Everyones acting like they didn’t clown tf out of takeoff


This what mfs listen to when they eat duct tape

3 years ago today, Earl Sweatshirt released the music video for 'EAST'.



Tywin could trick Otto into pissing himself every day for a year don’t get it twisted


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.@zackfox continues to prove he is ahead of his time.

Meet Yaddle in #TalesOfTheJedi — voiced by me *squeal* — streaming this Wednesday, October 26 only on @DisneyPlus. Thank you @dave_filoni for making this dream come true 💫 #StarWars @TheCloneWars

BryceDHoward's tweet image. Meet Yaddle in #TalesOfTheJedi — voiced by me *squeal* — streaming this Wednesday, October 26 only on @DisneyPlus. Thank you @dave_filoni for making this dream come true 💫 #StarWars @TheCloneWars


Cyber punk soundtrack goesssss hardddd


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