we can get some press-on nails at CVS i can tell you now or i can make you guess


shine like you sell bricks


it's weird that i've typed "fuck" 476,368 times and my phone still doesn't get it, but i type "cunt" once and it's like "oh, of course sir."


the only people i ever hear complain about cell phone use in vehicles are the same folks that fuck up 4-ways, and brake before the turn lane


why don't they do what they say? say what they mean? oh, one thing leads to another.


that rifle on the wall of the laborer's cottage or working class flat is the symbol of democracy. it is our job to see that it stays there.


recently found an old brass alarm clock, wound it, and put it in my office. i think i'm officially old and insane.


those who can't do, teach. therefore creating a system where each subsequent member is less and less capable, until a new technology rises


nothing worse than when you fuck up and realize it immediately.


call 911 to report a woman literally being beaten in the street? @COH_police takes 16 minutes and sends 2 officers. integrity.


stopped car suspected of having marijuana? @COH_police shows up with a half dozen squad cars in moments.


if you don't trim the strings on your guitar, fuck you.


frostbite in june, sheesh


probably why YouTubers are constantly begging for likes and donations, while studios can afford to waste $150m on a flop just to sell toys


blows my mind that nearly all online content creators actively ignore feedback from fans, while movie studios spend assloads on focus groups


. أعاد

How is Arbys like the senate? There are a bunch of useless old people scattered around on our floor just waiting to die too. Eat Arbys.


. أعاد

Enjoy Arbys. The official meat or sandwiches or something of whatever bullshit you're stupid enough to believe in today


. أعاد

If you want to worship an orange pile of garbage with a reckless disregard for everything, get on down to arbys & try our loaded curly fries


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