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@_miimsy
I am one of a long line of mimsy and embittered middle class sensitives who disguises my feeble lust as something spiritual and Socratic.
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Is the baby smiling, or is it just gas? Which do you want it to be?
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I don't give a shit about the Olympics. There, I said it
Well, the movie Woman successfully made me hate men and dogs a little more.
We should replace I love you with I trust you.
Changed "wings" to "wangs" in the restaurant system because I'm mature.
"One resolution I have made, and try always to keep, is this: To rise above the little things." #BRQuoteDuJour
It may be years until the day my dreams will match up with my pay. I got a man to stick it out and make a home from a rented house.
"I want to be as thin as her." I sighed, stuffing another handful of jelly beans in my mouth.
The holiday gift I spent 3 fucking months composing and $500 to produce arrived three days late and totally fucking botched. #DIAF2013
Respect yourself enough to walk away from anything that no longer serves you, grows you or makes you happy.” -Robert Tew
He said that because he's sad. She acts like that because she's sad. He did that thing because he's sad. You're doing that because you're sa
be patient and tough be patient and tough be patient and tough be patient and tough be patient and tough be patient and tough be patient and
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