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It’s officially Q4 which means hiring season is upon us 🥳🙌🏾. This is the best time to job hunt, switch jobs and all that jazz. Here’s how I can help #🔌

Btw when I am not fighting the government, I am a terrific interview prep coach. If you have a problem with interviewing and putting your points across I’m the girl for you. I have 9 years HR experience so I know what I’m doing. Holla!



Nothing like a good steak smothered in mushroom sauce with sautéed mushrooms on the side 🤤

I dont know who needs to hear this but mushrooms are better than meat! 🔥

oneGReatvegan's tweet image. I dont know who needs to hear this but mushrooms are better than meat! 🔥
oneGReatvegan's tweet image. I dont know who needs to hear this but mushrooms are better than meat! 🔥


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as a clown, do you put on the big red nose before or after the giant shoes?

ma1ybe's tweet image. as a clown, do you put on the big red nose before or after the giant shoes?

As a married woman, do you think your salary should be paid directly into your husband's account?



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Dude is visiting the Teletubbies

Life after you delete outlook

4DEM4RS's tweet image. Life after you delete outlook


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Enhle* and Back Coffee’s Ferrari 812 GTS worth R9 500 000.

Grootman Black Coffee shows off his Ferrari 812 GTS worth R9 500 000.

MDNnewss's tweet image. Grootman Black Coffee shows off his Ferrari 812 GTS worth R9 500 000.


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Msc. Architecture ✅ grateful 🙏🏾🤍

Bsc. Architecture ✅ grateful 🙏🏾🤍



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People be like “I can’t forgive myself for the mistake I made” Not me. I forgive myself and buy myself a little sweet treat because I’m just a baby.


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🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 Do you know how funny this is. This was my mom's former job and idk if I'd hear someone telling me that this is their job without laughing. Other times you're out there catching cow raiders. 😭😭😭

My buddy is an Assistant County Commissioner like bro rada??😭 What do you mean umetoka kushika watu na chang’aa??



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whatMackSays's tweet image.

Use a meme to describe your current state👀



Gorgeous morning. Gorgeous 10K.


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I get what you’re trying to relay but people don’t deserve respect just because they did something patriotic for the country. They deserve respect because they simply just do.

Mnahate on a guy who was very instrumental during Reject Finance Bill 2024. He translated it into Kikuyu for the elderly to understand how atrocious it was.



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I knew what my bro does for work. But I didn't know how serious it was until I sent my friend to be helped huko and she came back like erm.. your bro is kinda a big deal. I'm still shook. My little brother?

Brother. People my age are the new magistrates, directors, regional leads, partners at law firms like how did we get here? I thought we were all children why do you have such serious jobs? 😮‍💨



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Oh wow. You mean the British are making you watch your own child?

Before You Travel Abroad as a Young Couple, Know This 👇🏽 My engagement has been slow this morning because I’ve been babysitting , yes, you heard right. I worked yesterday, should be resting today, but here I am taking care of a 10-month-old baby. If you’ve ever babysat a baby…

oluwakso's tweet image. Before You Travel Abroad as a Young Couple, Know This 👇🏽

My engagement has been slow this morning because I’ve been babysitting , yes, you heard right. I worked yesterday, should be resting today, but here I am taking care of a 10-month-old baby.

If you’ve ever babysat a baby…


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I love how dedicated habitual cheaters are to their wives. Admirable really.

LeBron and Savannah doing Pilates together this morning 💪🏾



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Mnaongea na rafiki yako and the things they are saying sound made up. Wewe tulikua tunacheza na matope juzi and you’re saying that you’re country manager/MD of a serious company, mwingine just made partner. Unasahau kazini you’re now important and people are coming for advice

Brother. People my age are the new magistrates, directors, regional leads, partners at law firms like how did we get here? I thought we were all children why do you have such serious jobs? 😮‍💨



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😭

kiplangaatt's tweet image. 😭

Who has that one whatsapp screenshot? 😂



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In our culture, we ululate (the sound the woman is making) and sing not only to welcome happy moments but also to signify the end of suffering. You can’t understand how powerful this is. Native people will survive in spite of empire. Indigenous joy is resistance. Now and forever.

Wait—I'm confused. They were crying a moment ago, and now what happened? The masks just came off?



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I am o. Abortion is an integral part of healthcare for women. When in doubt, foetus comotus. Do you think I'm afraid to say it?

U must be an abortion advocate but don't want to come out openly



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“Why can’t she work” she was working and your neighbour robbed her. God punish you and your neighbour . Bastard.

The Olosho way my neighbour brought home last night charged him 130k . she said he agreed for the price. The guy did fake transfer to her and he has escaped. The babe has been crying and making calls Why can't she work 🤦🏽‍♂🤦🏽‍♂. What a life 😣😣

Thelashbrowque1's tweet image. The Olosho way my neighbour brought home last night charged him 130k . she said he agreed for the price. The guy did fake transfer to her and he has escaped. The babe has been crying and making calls

Why can't she work 🤦🏽‍♂🤦🏽‍♂. What a life 😣😣
Thelashbrowque1's tweet image. The Olosho way my neighbour brought home last night charged him 130k . she said he agreed for the price. The guy did fake transfer to her and he has escaped. The babe has been crying and making calls

Why can't she work 🤦🏽‍♂🤦🏽‍♂. What a life 😣😣


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joh, wdym ati you have to get home early coz kesho unapeana missa ya asubuhi bro😂😂

Brother. People my age are the new magistrates, directors, regional leads, partners at law firms like how did we get here? I thought we were all children why do you have such serious jobs? 😮‍💨



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This is how I feel about America

shame if there’s one place i have zero fomo for, it’s Dubai



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