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@_osb

Alienated parent, socialist, dog human, European. ‘71 Westfalia SO67-R owner. ‘61 Deluxe Beetle owner. Late diagnosed ADHD & autistic.

I don’t have much tolerance for racists and that seems to be all twitter has now (and @fesshole), so >> TheOSB.bsky.social Also, follow @fesshole.bsky.social


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Forgive me father, for I have told my children the Easter bunny will get them if they don't behave


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FFS. You wait 14 years, then the scum deprive you of the pleasure of doing them over in the polling booth because you’re on hols. Postal vote it is then!

🚨 NEW: Ministers expect that Rishi Sunak will tell them in the 4:15pm meeting that he is heading to Buckingham Palace to ask the King to dissolve Parliament for a general election on 4 July [@BBCNews]



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Huzzah, we've got some import checks! In your face 'Remoaners' lol.

Remoaners are tediously obsessive but they do give us all a good giggle every now and then. How tragic to still be fighting a battle that they lost EIGHT years ago. Bless 'em! For the winners, four years ago tonight was a blast. Cheers, my fellow Brexiteers! ☺️🥂🇬🇧

JuliaHB1's tweet image. Remoaners are tediously obsessive but they do give us all a good giggle every now and then.

How tragic to still be fighting a battle that they lost EIGHT years ago. Bless 'em!

For the winners, four years ago tonight was a blast. Cheers, my fellow Brexiteers! ☺️🥂🇬🇧


.@TomTugendhat, thanks for voting in favour of this evening’s motion. How should we be interpreting .@RishiSunak failing to attend the house? Is he a supporter of .@BorisJohnson or just too scared to stand up to the 1922 committee?


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⚽️ BBC senior execs fixing their MOTD problem today… #GaryLineker #MOTD


“Elected” is the new “slightly less repugnant”.

JUST IN: @RishiSunak has been elected as the Leader of the Conservative Party

Conservatives's tweet image. JUST IN: @RishiSunak has been elected as the Leader of the Conservative Party


.@MrJamesMay great, now I’m drunk on your gin again. Are you going to make another batch of navy?


Like @Tim_Burgess says, don’t read or retweet this as there may be one of those super injunctions intended to protect our crooked PM.

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Piers Morgan currently trying to find a way to blame Meghan for the Queen getting covid.


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A couple of weeks ago Barry Cryer rang me up and, as he often did, signed off by sharing a joke.  A man and his wife are out walking one day when they spot a lone fellow on the other side of the road. "That looks like the Archbishop of Canterbury over there"  says the woman. "

RTBenPreston's tweet image. A couple of weeks ago Barry Cryer rang me up and, as he often did, signed off by sharing a joke. 

A man and his wife are out walking one day when they spot a lone fellow on the other side of the road. "That looks like the Archbishop of Canterbury over there"  says the woman. "

"My dad had the bleakest funeral you can imagine. There was no celebration of who he was, no hugs, no parties and certainly no cake.” Susie Crozier-Flintham outside Tory HQ today.



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Michael Sheen hits the nail on the head: "Boris Johnson is a man who doesn’t seem to care or believe in anything other than his own advancement. Everything is a game to him. He seems to have no personal ethics, morals, beliefs, value system." independent.co.uk/arts-entertain…


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How to rig a general election. Me in @Observer on the Conservatives plans to nobble democracy's regulators and suppress the anti-Tory voter theguardian.com/commentisfree/…


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