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🦋 If I am not writing a Code, I must be writing a Joke.🦋 Senior Software Engineer 🧑‍💻 Insta: https://instagram.com/puncoder

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Don't waste your precious free time by sleeping on weekends. Sleep in business meetings, you will be actually paid for it.


𝐁𝐫𝐞𝐚𝐤𝐢𝐧𝐠 : 𝐃𝐮𝐫𝐞𝐱 just hired this kid for their new campaign. In the excitement, he said, “Jaldi lagao!” They later clarified that he only has to be on the poster.

_puncoder's tweet image. 𝐁𝐫𝐞𝐚𝐤𝐢𝐧𝐠 :
𝐃𝐮𝐫𝐞𝐱 just hired this kid for their new campaign.
In the excitement, he said, “Jaldi lagao!”
They later clarified that he only has to be on the poster.

Men section Women section

_puncoder's tweet image. Men section                       Women section
_puncoder's tweet image. Men section                       Women section

Me on weekdays Me on imagining what weekends I will do on weekends

_puncoder's tweet image. Me on weekdays                     Me on
imagining what                        weekends
I will do on weekends

And remember, when there is no one around to walk with you, you will face no hindrance in life. Learn, improvise, and move forward. 🦋


Just a gentle reminder: Today is salary day, but it's the festive month ahead. Spend wisely.


My manager posted, "Are we really independent?" So I added a bug in the code, got it approved by my team member, merged it to master, and TeamCity deployed it to production. Now he has been calling me the whole night. Looks like he is not really independent.


Waking up to calls from unknown numbers be like:

_puncoder's tweet image. Waking up to calls from unknown numbers be like:

Now we know for sure that even AI can't take over HR's job.


HR: "Where’s my performance review?" CEO: "Where’s my Fun Friday?" *Ended up doing both,together, globally*

_puncoder's tweet image. HR: "Where’s my performance review?"
CEO: "Where’s my Fun Friday?"

*Ended up doing both,together, globally*

We're all part of the rat race, only to realize we've become the lab rats in the end.


Kal WhatsApp pe story lagai thi Father's Day par. Papa ko chhod kar sabne dekhli. 😐


Life of boys: •Born. •Struggle to express how deeply they love their father. •Grow up to become a father. •Long to hear the same love from their son. •Die silently. #HappyFathersDay


Idhar to AI ki bhi "wife" se fati padi hai, baakiyon ko kya hi bolein.

_puncoder's tweet image. Idhar to AI ki bhi "wife" se fati padi hai, baakiyon ko kya hi bolein.
_puncoder's tweet image. Idhar to AI ki bhi "wife" se fati padi hai, baakiyon ko kya hi bolein.
_puncoder's tweet image. Idhar to AI ki bhi "wife" se fati padi hai, baakiyon ko kya hi bolein.

Unironically my dad forwarding "How packaged foods are bad for your health" right after having 3 pegs of whiskey is the best thing that happened in our family WhatsApp group.

_puncoder's tweet image. Unironically my dad forwarding "How packaged foods are bad for your health" right after having 3 pegs of whiskey is the best thing that happened in our family WhatsApp group.

The management, even after knowing what's happening outside...

_puncoder's tweet image. The management, even after knowing what's happening outside...

Bhai ye Siddhu jail me hi theek tha.


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