Robert Schultz
@_RobertSchultz
🌴 comedian | writer | etc. 🌴
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My freshman year roommate sat me down Day 1 and was like “Heads up: I’ll be bringing lots of girls and maybe even some guys to the dorm this year so, if that scares you, grow up cuz this ain’t high school!” Anyway, he brought one girl back the whole year and now they’re married.
for my illiterate followers, i have once again filmed myself reading my tweets and explaining them youtu.be/k87O3Yct4TA?si…
recounting my fancy sushi counter horror story in special halloween ep of my freaking PODCAST youtu.be/3T5ziDRrYgc
What Do You Do For Work? 🤔 Original Video: Under Studio x @_RobertSchultz #email #meeting #job #animation #mushroom #squirrel #understudio
they say “WWIII will be fought with nuclear weapons and WWIV will be fought with sticks and stones” but I’m an optimist so I like to think that WWIII will be fought with nuclear weapons and WWIV will be fought with all the cool superpowers we get from the radiation during WWIII
being unemployed is like “so the good news is you have unlimited free time but the bad news is you’ll be spending that time having a constant panic attack about your future”
When You Give 2 Weeks Notice 🐿️ Original Video: Under Studio x @_RobertSchultz #office #work #job #animation #mushroom #squirrel #understudio
my therapist said this to me, and it hit me like a ton of bricks: “i feel like you’re just using our sessions to farm quotable content for social media”
When They Want 2 Weeks Notice 🐿️ Original Video: Under Studio x @_RobertSchultz #office #work #job #animation #mushroom #squirrel #understudio
How PTO Actually Works 😒 Original Video: Under Studio x @_RobertSchultz #interview #hr #pto #timeoff #office #corporate #work #job #animation #mushroom #squirrel #understudio
Uno Reverse In The Salary Negotiations 😏 Original Video: Under Studio x @_RobertSchultz #interview #hr #salary #office #corporate #work #job #animation #mushroom #squirrel #understudio
Uno Reverse In The Job Interview 😏 Original Video: Under Studio x @_RobertSchultz #interview #hr #office #corporate #work #job #animation #mushroom #squirrel #understudio
TOMORROW APRIL 24th! The Easter Bunny left us an incredible show to end the month on! Robert Schultz Andrew Michaan Lisa Chanoux Mary Houlihan Andrew Stier Jessica Singer And host @DannyCuneo 8:30 doors/9 pm show Illusion Magic Lounge in Santa Monica $10 tix online below! 👇
Last week, I was struck as a pedestrian in a hit and run collision in LA. It was one of the most terrifying moments of my life. I’m still hospitalized and I had surgery on my shoulder to repair a broken humerus and rotator cuff. I appreciate any help. gofund.me/df473a47
my boss was like “people working from home are just pretending to work” and it’s like, actually dude, people working in an office are just pretending they couldn’t totally do this at home
a friend of mine was like "i feel like you're the type of guy who is so bad with money that you've maxed out multiple credit cards" and it's like, joke's on you, i'm actually the type of guy who is so bad with money that i've never even had a credit card
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