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samantha michelle

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21 | MN | “Absolutely not.” - Me

everyone on Twitter right now: *typing* “Why is snapchat down?” #snapchatdown


Fetus one direction hits me different


No more fortnite 😔


I’ve fallen and I don’t think I’m getting up this time


YESSS I FEEL THIS

very cool of them to end the mask requirements just in time for pollen to rawdog my immune system



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men are like "i like you too much this is why i have to never see you again goodbye"


Give me one more chance


Just a constant disappointment around here really.


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do you ever feel like a plastic bag filled with gasoline


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some tiktoks are people telling stories so traumatic that I’m starting to think teens in the midwest think making a tiktok is just how you file a police report


why am I on Twitter no one uses this crap anymore


Yeah I’m sad and frustrated ngl


when guys bite their lip when they smile sheeeeeeeesh😅😛


I was gonna tweet “I feel like fuckin somethin” you know the song lyrics, but then I remembered my mom follows me.


Do not put the time and effort into those who don’t do it for you. If they wanted you in their lives they would choose you everyday.


big believer in “if they wanted to, they would” if someone isn’t putting in the same amount of energy and work you put into them it ain’t worth it


Everyone do be snowflakes these days


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Wasn’t planning on spending my hottest years living like the grandparents in Charlie and the Chcolate Factory but here we are


Sweetheart you look a little tired, when did you last eat?


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