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Jasmine Coleman*

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jarren callin martin luther king a vice lord gotta be the funniest shit on the internet today


😌😌

Karma don’t miss thats why I learned to sit back and let shit play out.



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I’ll never expose my hand to prove I’m one up. Just know the score ain’t never even.💅🏽


i see so many people talking about the new parlour room age limit. i can appreciate a chill vibe. i don’t wanna look to my right & see a hairstore lace outfit standing on top of the furniture with flip flops on. i just don’t.


is maroon the only monochromatic look y’all like ?!


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Jackson State University remains THEE Only University to win a National Football Championship in the state of Mississippi 😎 See ya in Aug.


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Stay single if you love hard, because people don’t value that kind of love anymore.


me & chobani go together real bad


it was too many people waiting for the elevator. i got irritated in .5 seconds & walked up 6 flights of stairs


sleepy as a mf. ik that


i thrive in clarity.


it takes bundles entirely too fuckin long to dry.


you do not wanna be the first person that people hate to see coming & love to see leave.


& why does a particular esquire, hired by 4th, from carner & rosemon keep popping up in my people you may know on fb


why do y’all think that if you had a bad 2025 then 2026 will be better ? at the beginning of every year yall say the previous year whupped yall ass! it’s you. you’re the problem


got all the way to my desk & realized i left my redbulls in the car. i see how today gone be already.


woke up at 3:33 this morning & now i’m sleepy as a mf at this desk.


somebody told me i was the reason for those dumb ass post from 4th 😂😂🤭


businesses that focus on quality rarely need to remind customers they have lawyers.


had to take my oxyshred with water from the dispenser in a cup & I just know my measurements were wrong as hell 😂


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