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if you cant tip 20%, dine at home

Waking up before noon? What the... #serverprobs


when you wanna call DCYF on your table because they have no shame screaming at their children in your presence.. #youretrash #serverprobs


oh sweet jesus, the kind gentle souls out there who tip heavily over twenty percent... #willyoubemysugardaddy #comebackanytime #serverprobs


party of twenty? you all want waters? and seperate checks? its ok, i wasn't planning on making money tonight anyways.. #serverprobs


*stuffs mouth with food* manger: "did you pay for that" "do the Mexicans in the back pay for their full dinner meals" #donthatemecuzimwhite


you're going to "punish" me by giving me a host shift? cool, now i won't smell like food when i go out after.. #iwin #serverprobs


when you get a new manager and they try to tell you how to do your job........... just stop. #serverprobs


Teeth: missing. Silverware: held like pitchforks. Attire: XXL Eeyore tshirt. Tip: of course not. #serverprobs #scum


bringing out a plate with a side of veggies still wrapped in the bag they were steamed in..whoops #serverprobs


'yo, table 18, position 3...solid 10' ..you go check.. 'yeah riiight, more like a 7' 'whatever, id still do em' #serverprobs


summer temps + kitchen heat = get comfortable with being uncomfortable #serverswag #serverprobs


s. pellegrino? oh you fancy, huh? go die. #serverprobs


those coworkers that take shit way too seriously.. relax its just food, not the apocalypse #serverprobs


of course the day youre wearing your uniform fresh out of the dryer someone spills every sauce under the sun on you #serverprobs


when you cant finish singing happy birthday to guests because youre too busy laughing realizing how terrible you all sound #serverprobs


attention non-tipping minorities: thanks for being a statistic


if you cant take the heat, get the fuck out the kitchen #serverprobs


the arm you carry your trays with is more jacked then the other #serverprobs


hello everyone, ill be your server this evening. we have a special drink tonight, it's water with lemon..everyones getting it.. #serverprobs


"can i borrow ur lighter?" "bring it back or ill kill you" "ill bring it right back i swear!" after work... "MOTHER FUCKER" #serverprobs


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