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Smooth Dave

@_smoothdave

Bass player

"Moria... You fear to go into those mines. The dwarves delved too greedily and too deep. You know what they awoke in the darkness of Khazad-dum... shadow and flame."


Happy home tip #143: Leave no rancid fish in the refrigerator for a month.


Oh @tacobell. You took the XXL Grilled Stuft Burrito off of the menu. Oh the pain! Why didn't you just take away my birthday?


Because in the real world there are no rubrics. #reallife


I need some soothing music and something for the pain. #gradingexams


I AM THE WEAKEST LINK!!!!!

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Good morning fellow psychopaths. And sadists. Or whatever your thing is. #slashdot #coffee

_smoothdave's tweet image. Good morning fellow psychopaths.  And sadists.  Or whatever your thing is.  #slashdot #coffee

Smooth Dave, WHAT! HAVE! YOU! DONE! ???

_smoothdave's tweet image. Smooth Dave, WHAT! HAVE! YOU! DONE! ???

"...because personal relations are the important thing for ever and ever, and not this outer life of [tweets] and anger."


Yacht Rock Radio was moved to channel 30!!!!!!!! #yachtrockradio #recalledtolife


Yacht Rock Radio 2018 has come to a bittersweet end. I may not get out of bed tomorrow. I may not get out of bed until Memorial Day. What am I supposed to listen to whilst on the yacht? #yachtrockradio #siriusxm #iwanttodie


In the 70's me and my buddies would tell each other, "Up your nose with a rubber hose." I never thought that it would actually happen. #ngtube


"You never need an excuse to wear your favorite hat or your favorite shoes." (Or your favorite fairy wings) Credits to Freddie and Rylie.


I invented a new word today. "Nuisanced" In a sentence: I am being nuisanced. Meaning someone is being a nuisance and directing it at me.


Some days I laugh; other days it just gets old.


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