Ur wcw works fulltime and can barely keep $500 in her bank acct b/c she spends money like Hugh Hefner is her sugardaddy, it's me, I'm ur wcw
I have decided to find love this year just to prove to you all how easy it is
I have decided to find love this year just to prove to you all how easy it is to
the hottest people of our time are wasting away in careers in medical device sales
trump: I’m making the hunger games real obama: i enjoyed this song about lesbian sex this year
Day in the life of a NYC finance bro: - wake up at 7am thinking it’s “early” - text “gm” to 25 girls (never actually met any of them) - catch up on 10+ group chats - hit up the gym 8-9am - roll into the office at 9:30-10 - tell 5 interns to make *one* power point - send 5 emails…
every morning i wake up and make the worst possible time management decisions anyone has ever made
been thinking about this tweet while driving around my hometown a lot lately
First ever dinner w coworker and she was like “I’m going to go cruising tonight” and i was like i dont think that means what you think it does and she was like “im going to try to find a stranger to have sex with in public”. Like ok that’s my b
starting tomorrow im going on strict budget w myself bc clearly i’ve lost my mother fucking mind
If you ever wanna give yourself the ick for a man just look at his follow list on Instagram
texting people back is hard as fuck I really do think ur cool I just can’t right now man
Dream life fr
If you’re fat and stressed, allow me to share a helpful schedule I’ve learned about in Paris. 8am: wake 8:02: cigarette 8:05: fresh croissant 8:15: double espresso. 2nd and 3rd cigarettes 9-9:30: work 9:30-10: cigarettes 4&5 10-11:30: work 11:30-2pm: lunch of cheese, ham,…
GIRL, SIMMER DOWN. THIS AINT THE END. U GOT THROUGH EVERYTHING U DIDN'T THINK U WERE STRONG ENOUGH FOR. U GON GET THROUGH THIS.
Just rawdogged a 10 minute drive: NO Twitter NO Netflix NO drinking NO antagonizing other drivers NO cigarettes NO Wordle NO autofellacio
a lot of witches are wholesome nerds and a lot of religious people are soulless hypocrites
deep rooted respect for women who openly get mad and are okay with being perceived as bitchy
After 47 years, Jerry has made the difficult decision to step down from the company we built together. I’m sharing his words as he resigns from Ben & Jerry’s. His legacy deserves to be true to our values, not silenced by @MagnumGlobal #FreeBenAndJerrys
I am simultaneously my family’s black sheep and the gold star, that’s exactly why I am the way I am
Wonder what all those kids killed in their classrooms could have been
United States Tendenze
- 1. Carrick N/A
- 2. Amorim N/A
- 3. MANCHESTER IS RED N/A
- 4. #MUNMCI N/A
- 5. #MUFC N/A
- 6. Donnarumma N/A
- 7. Good Saturday N/A
- 8. Tosin N/A
- 9. Haaland N/A
- 10. #GGMU N/A
- 11. Dalot N/A
- 12. #MeAndTheeSeriesFinalEP N/A
- 13. #ManUtd N/A
- 14. Dorgu N/A
- 15. Man City N/A
- 16. Jayda N/A
- 17. Casemiro N/A
- 18. Maguire N/A
- 19. Foden N/A
- 20. Rico Lewis N/A
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