Abelas
@_templekeeper
Bound to the will of Mythal | Used to be keeper of the coolest pool in Thedas, then the shems came along. Glorified (ex) Baywatch who looks good in gold.
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For the love of Mythal, shems, it's called "Uthenera", not "beauty sleep" #arlathandefinitelydidntfallforthis
I...don't remember much of what happened in the past day. There were shems? In my temple? Dancing? There is an Archdemon gnawing at my brain
The shems are offering me a liquid to try , it looks like water and it smells nothing like water. I will sip it not to enrage them.
Since I am as of now a ranking "dude", I was offered another slice of pizza. If this was what Arlathan fell for, I'd gladly serve its cause
The shems invited me to feast with them and offered me more pizza. For them, I am a "dude". What social rank that is, I do not know.
They offered me some "pizza". Mythal have mercy on me, I have fallen to the shems' pleasures. I can attest, "pizza" tastes...indescribably.
I met the shems following the smell of their shortbread. I hid in the woods, shielded by Mythal's Grace, and discovered they call it pizza.
The shems are eating some sort of shortbread, I can smell it. I will go purge their dirty shem souls only partially to smell it more closely
There are shems camped outside the Temple, singing and feasting. My sentinels are asleep. I should venture to discover their intention.
Being woken up by shems after centuries of slumber is atrocious, until you find out that snails make for great circus trainees.
And then the shems were running around our Well in their smallclothes, calling them "bathing suits." Mythal, help #arlathandidntfallforthis
Shems are in my temple, hence I am awake. I don't even know what Age it is and it's already looking grim.
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