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Same Old Fucking Lions

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Renowned Juggalo. Regular guy, extraordinaire. All my sports teams suck.

All I get to see the Wings do is lose. Haven’t caught a win all fucking year.


Hedron.

What single word in magic card names has the highest average power level across all cards printed with it? Wrath? Iteration? Dragonlord? (It’s mox, so for the sake of interesting conversation we’re looking for 2nd place)



My Twitter account is old enough to go to high school.

_thoughtseizer's tweet image. My Twitter account is old enough to go to high school.

The Shoe takes a backseat to the Big House. What else is new?

Crucial standings points will be on the line when the @BlueJacketsNHL host the @DetroitRedWings in the 2025 Navy Federal Credit Union NHL #StadiumSeries at Ohio Stadium. March 1 at 6 p.m. ET on ESPN, ESPN+, Disney+, SN+, TVAS-D, FX-CA. #NHLStats: media.nhl.com/public/news/18…

NHLPR's tweet image. Crucial standings points will be on the line when the @BlueJacketsNHL host the @DetroitRedWings in the 2025 Navy Federal Credit Union NHL #StadiumSeries at Ohio Stadium.

March 1 at 6 p.m. ET on ESPN, ESPN+, Disney+, SN+, TVAS-D, FX-CA.

#NHLStats: media.nhl.com/public/news/18…


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You’d think that, to be a Super Bowl contender, you would have to contend for a Super Bowl, which is something this franchise still hasn’t done.

I can’t believe I’m seeing people overreact to one bad game. We’re in a slump, I get it. However, to say this team isn’t a super bowl contender is just ridiculous. To everyone who thinks this team won’t be playing for a title, all I’m gonna say is don’t come to the SB parade



I got to watch three fucking @Lions games this year.


I can’t think of a championship I would want to watch less than Ohio State and Notre Dame.


We’re halfway between the start of the pandemic and 2030.


Alright, Twitter. I just got a bunch of 90-94 packs of hockey cards. Should I keep them sealed or crack them?

_thoughtseizer's tweet image. Alright, Twitter. I just got a bunch of 90-94 packs of hockey cards. Should I keep them sealed or crack them?

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The first round of the CFB playoffs has absolutely sucked. Nobody was making the case that the #9 team in the country should have a crack at the championship.


“They were coming off a bye, and it’s harder to game plan against that.” We weren’t coming off a bye, we spent the week studying for our Intro to Western European Breadmaking 4010 classes.

How did we lose to Indiana 56-7?



Luigi Mangione should pull up every single alibi post on social media and force the prosecution to prove any of those photos are fake.


Parody accounts these days are almost believable.

If it's pushing woke like BL3 and Tina's Wonderland, I'm out.



If the NHL playoffs started today, 15/16 of last year’s teams would make it again. It would be nice to get a few new guard teams in the mix.


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Final. OSU: 10 U❌: 13


CVS: *charges 5.99 for a Red Bull* “You saved $15 today!”


Oklahoma with the sickest trick play I’ve ever seen! #Sooners #GeauxTigers


The remainder of the roster? The fuck is happening in Pittsburgh?

Coach Sullivan confirms that Kris Letang will not play tonight (illness) and the remainder of the roster is a game-time decision.



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