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"We made a muSHROOM pizza at work.. I swear the ovens were dragons shooting fire out of them.."


"Was putting pubes in a guys food.. He saw me. I'm jobless now."


"Just watched a lady pull out a tooth stick it in her burger then told me she found it in there to get out of paying her $60 check..."


"All these confessions make me believe that it is just easy to fuck anybody during work hours"


"I take 20 minute breaks instead of 15." -Grocery Store


"I think one of my coworkers is gay." - The Krusty Crab


"I really, really, hate my job.

_workfession's tweet image. "I really, really, hate my job.

"No one can ever tell when I'm high because I haven't showed up to work sober since I was hired." - pizza delivery guy


"This little girl's name was Denise, but I thought the D was a P on the roster and accidentally called her Penise the entire lesson."


"I bagged this girls grocercies, walked with her outside, then hooked up with her......while I was on the clock #BaggerSwagger"


"Told my boss I was late because I was getting head. He gave me a high five. It was his daughter."


"I was responsible for this."

_workfession's tweet image. "I was responsible for this."

"I just cut my flow into a sick ass mullet. Walked into work at Target, and manager immediately fired me. Target is getting a lawsuit." -MI


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