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Joke Box

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What's six inches long, two inches wide, and drives women wild? Money


Aging gracefully is like the nice way of saying you're slowly looking worse.


I can totally keep secrets. It's those fuckers I tell them to that can't.


Are you from the ghetto cause I'm about to ghetto hold of that ass


If you can go to the gym without telling people on the Internet, you are instantly hired by the CIA


Children in the back seats of cars cause accidents, but accidents in the back seats of cars cause children.


Outvoted 1-1 by my wife again.


My internet is so slow, it's faster to drive to the fucking Google headquarters and ask them shit in person


Isn't it wrong that only 1 company makes Monopoly?


I’ve spent the last four years looking for my ex-girlfriend’s killer, but no-one will do it.


My wife told me sex is better on holiday… that wasn’t a very nice postcard to receive.


Don’t you hate it when someone answers their own questions? I do.


Why can't you play Uno with a Mexican? They steal all the green cards.


Women spend more time wondering what men are thinking than men spend thinking.


Are you from the ghetto cause I'm about to ghetto hold of that ass


Outvoted 1-1 by my wife again.


Kanye is the type to get pulled over and let the cop go with a warning


I'm not a big fan of saying I'm not a big fan of something


Ralph Lauren is a savage.

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how I imagine Jay-Z picks girls up:

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