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I hate it because things like ChatGPT are visibly making people lazier and stupider as they offload their thinking and learning to these machines or use them to openly cheat on degrees they don't deserve.
making a craft christmas gift for my soon-to-be-girlfriend and spilled hot glue all over my blanket bro im bout to break her heart AND become the grinch
this is art
In a world where bedrooms were called "Piss Rooms," you could say "How come you piss in a restroom but rest in a piss room." But we don't live in such a world. Instead we live in a world full of war and hunger and bigotry
Dear PlayStation, I am sorry I breached your Code of Conduct. I hope you understand, though, that when YOUR servers put SHITTERS in MY GAME, I do feel entitled to calling them SHITTERS. Surely we can find some middle ground here,
letting everyone know my days are like 40 minutes shorter than usual right now because i live in the morning shadow of a mountain like 100 miles away from me
best matt maltese song of all time and you aren't allowed to say as the world caves in or everyone adores you or intolewd or krystal or curl up & die or studio six or hello black dog or anything from hers or driving just to drive... go
sometimes you strike a chord and think ugh, this one did not please the lord
On my first date, she and i went to the movies and my card declined for a slushy😭 so we started to walk away and the employee asked us if we didn’t want the slushy. I told him i didnt have the money for it and he said “thats not what i asked. do you want the slushy?” #freeslushy
One time i was on a date at a hockey game and his card declined for two sodas so he just got one for me and we dated for like 3 years
this dude been tweeting like he’s in high school for at least 6 years
when yo homie would walk into class completely bald on a random tuesday morning
i learned this from first hand experience it flew off my car and someone took it from the side of the road
DID YOU KNOW 🤔‼️ If you leave SCHOOL 🏫 with your COMPUTER 💻 on top of your CAR🚙, it will DISAPPEAR 🪄 by the time you get HOME 🏠?
DID YOU KNOW 🤔‼️ If you leave SCHOOL 🏫 with your COMPUTER 💻 on top of your CAR🚙, it will DISAPPEAR 🪄 by the time you get HOME 🏠?
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