Maigan
@a__maizing
xu nursing '20. taurus. ocean lover.
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If Squid Game was based in America do you think one of the challenges would involve a game of kahoot
Interior designers, please tell me what school you went to that made you all believe you had to karate chop every single pillow after putting it on a piece of furniture that irks me to NO END and I will not apologize for it
If you’re looking for a sign to get your nose pierced, this is it. Go do it and thank me later.
I wanna go to a restaurant that has nothing but kids meals on the menu. And not like “grown-up macaroni and cheese with a wine reduction,” just a place with like, grilled cheese, fruit cups, chicken tenders, or fun shaped pancakes as your options with a free dessert
me: has 1 (one) positive, possibly flirty interaction with someone else for a few minutes me: knows I’ll probably never see this person again me: omg we’re gonna get married
PLEASE STOP TAKING YOUR MASK OFF TO TALK JUST SPEAK UP THANKS
Breonna Taylor's and Emmett Till's murders were let off scott free on the same day 65 years apart.
me, looking over the playlists I just made: hmm, nice. I like this me, skipping every single song in said playlists: wow this really slaps but idk just not feeling it rn
How come I can remember the entirety of several musicals or the dialogue of movies nearly from start to finish but I can’t remember to eat or if I took my meds in the morning?
hey, just a quick question. why are a certain style of pants called "pull-on" pants? is there another way people are putting on their pants these days? zipping themselves into them instead? tugging over their head? phasing into them? please advise.
Forget enneagrams and zodiac signs, I want to know if you’re a Judy Hale or a Jen Harding #DeadToMe
What’s the last album you sat down and listened to? Like really listened, and weren’t doing other things while it played?
me: *explaining a paper I have to finish to my dad, getting overwhelmed with how much is due at once* dad: well, you can BS with the best of them, so a two-page paper is nothing at this point.
“Opening up America Again” when the curve is just beginning to flatten is like stopping your prescribed antibiotics because you started to feel better
I’m not really understanding of politics and don’t follow things as closely as I should, but let me just say this: elect Andy Beshear for every position ever
At this point, I’m not even eating because I’m hungry I’m just eating to keep the good snacks away from my brother
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