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KENDRICK LAMAR YOU ARE MY GOAT, MY ONLY GOAT


Probs a hot take but Mr Morale and the Bigsteppers is better than GNX 🤷‍♂️


I know Tyson isn’t a beacon of morality by any means, but I love seeing people band together to support someone in a position to punch Jake Paul in the head super hard


Me after drinking the RFK Jr-regulated milk:

aahazel's tweet image. Me after drinking the RFK Jr-regulated milk:

Bro is a disgrace to the league

#Eagles HC Nick Sirianni chirping at fans in Philadelphia after the win over Cleveland.



Frontal lobe finally fully developed and I now realize how fucking dope crock pots are


up so mf early today, just know I’m gonna be like Biden the way I’m going to have noticeable lapses in my cognitive function 💯💯💯


Celtics gone make me strive for acute liver failure


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All love for Joe 💚


uhhh is anyone else worried about the sheer amount of fascist/outwardly racist-leaning adults in the US who have developed mild psychosis and fabricate their own reality every time a new current event reaches the headlines


anyone have a state of the union drinking game that won’t give me acute liver cirrhosis


I’m so glad CJ Gardner-Johnson lost


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he finally found a job that’s perfect for him: scarecrow

John Fetterman spent the night standing on a rooftop waving an Israeli flag at protestors in Pennsylvania. Just an unbelievable sight to see.



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Jordan Love on that last throw 😪

ScottKacsmar's tweet image. Jordan Love on that last throw 😪

why is blackout wednesday a thing. Being violently hungover while my racist family members discuss current events sounds worse than hell


The lady on tik tok that is creating a mine in her basement is a genius


y’all ever go on Reddit and then realize how big of a mistake it is to read/take advice from people on Reddit?


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