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16 years ago today I signed up for Twitter and made this inaccurate prediction. With the death of third party apps it seems fitting that today is the day it finally comes true.
Adding just one more thing to belong to until I forget it's here and never update again.
“Why don’t more people support local theater?” I can go literally anywhere else and not be subjected to these outdated policies. So I do.
That’s a clinical diagnosis that I don’t feel I’m qualified to make.
I just asked @aaronh if he thought the cat and I are codependent and I’ve never seen him blink more slowly.
How it started… How it’s going Third pic for reference. @aaronh had a busy weekend.
Apparently “our alley” is @Edubya watching a trashy show while tanking my Netflix recommendations.
Starting Love Is Blind. Other than the fact that this doesn’t take place on an island, this is right up our alley.
It’s true. I just can’t get enough of the Peacemaker’s opening dance number nor the Norwegian glam metal they perform it to.
“Get that skip intro button out of here.” - @aaronh every time The Peacemaker starts.
It wasn’t THAT long ago receiving something via @FedEx meant you KNEW it would arrive on time. They’ve slowly devolved into the @USPS.
Pro tip: if you don’t want your kids receiving drugged Halloween candy just avoid the houses with a line.
In 2006 I was a single mom of 3 and one night - like a middle schooler - told myself to see the person I would spend my life with in my dream. I was shocked when a good friend on the other side of the country casually showed up in my dream. We've been married 14 years today.
If someone runs for office with a platform consisting only of tar and feathering the people responsible for having to click to accept cookies on every website like some helpless rube that doesn’t know how the internet works, they’ve got my vote. Forever.
All I really want for my next car is a key fob smaller than my first cell phone.
EverGiven can’t quite make the turn at Apple Park. And yes, it’s to scale. evergiven-everywhere.glitch.me
I remember when @fedex was great. Now with sub-postoffice reliability and abysmal customer service might as well just save a couple of bucks and use @ups from now on.
Mom's looking like a perky Laura Petrie-era Mary Tyler Moore next to a 1960-64 Chevy Corvair coupe.
Now I want to see a Wes Anderson Bond movie.
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